And then there's Madame Thenardier. Yes, she deserves her own paragraph. She begins, and Bret kind of grimaces. We then see her turn around; cut to Bret, who says to Inna Tuna, "She does have a nice ass, though." The "though" is so telling. Angelique writhes around topless, and then, as one might expect, it's time for the underwear to come off. Inna Tuna and Aubrey are not enjoying it. And, like, they've just seen things that no living creature should ever have to see. They've probably even contracted syphilis of the eye. What's Bret's take on all this? Well, he thinks Angelique's body is smoking hot, and he loves her free spirit. However, he thinks she's either a straight-up hot sexy exhibitionist, or possibly has a screw loose. Looking at her face, I'd say she has multiple screws loose. For her part, Angelique knows Bret wants her so bad. When she's done with her performance -- which, maybe she's actually some sort of genius feminist performance artist? Like the second coming of Annie Sprinkle, and this intimate tête-à-tête with her cervix is for our own good and we're all supposed to feel empowered now? -- Bret has to encourage the other girls to have some respect and give Angelique a round of applause. Dakota and Ivan Kane have to give the group a talking-to, as girls really aren't supposed to get naked at Forty Deuce. It's all soup to Angelique, who just can't keep her clothes on. The date is over.

Back at the house, the Kristy Joe drama continues. Catherine has talked to Jessica and Megan, who are all mad about Kristy Joe's accusations and want to set the record straight. Jessica thinks that Kristy Joe manipulated the situation, and doesn't trust her anymore. When Daisy and Destiney hear the news, they're really pissed. Destiney, who with her hair up and a bit less makeup on looks like a completely different and certainly much better-looking person, confronts Kristy Joe. Kristy Joe says that they were all joking around, and Destiney accuses her of lying, then spews some junk about saying stuff to her face if she has something to say. Megan gets up in the act and tells Kristy Joe how scary she looks without makeup. She says it's not a horror show. Oh, I beg to differ. Anyway, everyone hates Kristy Joe now, whee! She's like Season One's Erin, minus the circus tits.