Bret and his dates return home and decide to have a nightcap with the rest of the girls. Aubrey goes to change and hears Kristy Joe in the bathroom crying. Aubrey wishes Kristy Joe had more self-esteem, because right now she's jumping into a ring of fire, and if she can't take the heat, she has to get out of the kitchen. A bird in the hand is worth two of Bret's stones, and a chain gang is only as strong as its weakest link, even if she is a jack of all trades and a master baiter of none. Kristy Joe is upset that Megan said she looks like a freak show without makeup. And really, there are enough legitimate freak shows in the house that directing this insult at Kristy Joe seems pretty contrived. Aubrey thinks that some of the girls in the house are just vicious, and adds that Kristy Joe is a solid threat. Not as solid as Inna Tuna, though. Never as solid as Inna Tuna. Inna Tuna will for sure be played by Missi Pyle in The Rock of Love Story 2, while some combination of Elizabeth Berkley / Tiffani(-Amber) Thiessen will star as the beleaguered Kristy Joe.

The next morning, Destiney is feeling good because of her VIP pass. Big John delivers Bret Mail for Kristy Joe: "Kristy Joe, at yesterday's challenge you kicked ass skating / Today we'll spend time on a date you're creating / To the rest of the girls I must let you know / At tonight's elimination two more will go." Kristy Joe gets to create the date, so she arranges a nice, mellow barbeque for the two of them at the house. She even cooks! That's pretty nice. What's not so nice, however, is that Destiney is planning to use her VIP pass DURING BRET AND KRISTY JOE'S DATE! That is so stank. Brilliantly stank, actually. When she's done with her VIP time, Destiney thinks that Daisy should use her pass, too. Roxy knows that the two women are using their VIP passes to spite Kristy Joe, and doesn't want any part of it. We'll see how far her nobility gets her in a few minutes.