Elimination! Heather is nervous because she might have gone too far. Tiffany hopes Brenda will go home. Brenda? Yeah. Brandi C. really wants Erin to go home, and says that she should be worried. She is. Bret appears in a cowskin coat and a paisley America-themed cowboy hat with matching red bandana. Hey, as long as he keeps the top of that noggin covered it's all right with me. He calls Rodeo first again to get her backstage pass. Rodeo narrates the whole thing: "Bret says, 'Big John, hand me the VIP pass.' And it was the first one. And it was for me." I think that actually was Holly Hunter. Will Rodeo continue to rock Bret's world? Yes she will. Jes is called next, much to Lacey's chagrin. Tamara actually looks like she might have fallen asleep for a minute. Bret then calls Lacey, much to Jes's chagrin. And Dallas's chagrin. Bret calls Mia, Magdalena, and Dallas. Lacey thinks she's going to have to do something to get Dallas out of there. Sam is called next, followed by Brandi M., Brandi C., and Kristia.
There are two passes left. Bret says that the next person called helped him out a lot tonight with a situation. It's Heather. It was a situation that she caused! Oh, men. Erin is pretty nervous. Tawny interviews that girls with boyfriends shouldn't be there, and that she hopes Bret sends the right girl home. Have we not established that Erin doesn't have a boyfriend? Are we really going to have to beat on a log? Bret says that before he tells everyone who the last girl is, he's going to tell them who it isn't. He announces that Faith, Tiffany, Tawny, and Tamara are leaving. He calls her Ta-MAR-a, but then in an interview calls her TAM-a-ra, and says the lights are on but nobody's home, adding, "What a fucking waste." It is kind of a sad statement when you are too dumb for Bret Michaels of Poison.
This, of course, means that Erin is safe. Heather interviews, "What the fuck is this? He's keeping Erin? This is such bullshit. Erin is an airhead with circus tits. She needs to leave." Something about Heather's passionate grime is kind of charming. Bret asks Erin for serious if she has a boyfriend, and she tells him she does not. He interviews that his heart told him Erin was telling the truth, and that someone like her could turn out to be a great person, so that's why he's giving her a second chance. But, like, she doesn't even deserve to...oh, never mind. Tawny is super-bitter about leaving, especially when Bret's keeping girls who have boyfriends and are engaged. But...oh, never mind. Tiffany says that Bret missed out on the person he could take home to mom. Faith? Tiffany then spits. Oh, Tiff. I'll miss you. Faith says that she's too good for Bret, and that what she's looking for in a person is probably opposite of what he is looking for. Faith doesn't want a man with gigantic knockers? Her loss. Tamara interviews, "I think this is a good time for me to make my exit. This is good. Not bad. Although Bret was good, too. Maybe. Not that I would know." We see her go up the stairs, and then there is some rattling of doors. Bret yells up that she has to go out the front door. Tamara interviews that maybe if she were smarter, she'd be there longer and adds that the correct pronunciation of her name is TAM-a-ra. NOW who's the dumb one, Bret?