The Casting Special
Erin: I've had 'em done twice. [And if you don't immediately know what she's talking about, you've never seen Erin.] Once when I was nineteen, and then I just recently got them redone. Actually, this is funny -- August 28, that was our anniversary date. I wouldn't even take off my shirt during any kind of, um, during sex, during anything for the first month.
Casting Guy:When's the last time you flashed your boobs?
Random Girl 10: I flashed them last week for a fire truck going by.
Terrifying Random Girl 11: I had a midget fetish and I wanted to...fuck a midget. So I came back from Hawaii, and I set out on a quest to find some midget love. I was never, like, into the weird things that I've been asked to do.
Her Kid [offscreen]:Mommy...I just wanna go home.
Terrifying Random Girl 12: I know you don't feel good, honey, we've gotta do this. We have to work. You need to stop.
Her Kid [offscreen]: I wanna go!
Terrifying Random Girl 12: It doesn't matter. You need to sit down in that chair and be quiet. I promised you some ice cream. You can have some ice cream if you sit down in that chair and be quiet. [Pause.]
Casting Guy: Piercings?
Dallas: I saw an ad in the paper to be a geisha, and I was like, you know, "Dallas loves trips, and Dallas loves free trips, so why the fuck not go to Japan and be a geisha?"
Random Girl 12: I designed his fiery tattoo that's in Japanese, and I actually researched it, Japanese flaming letters, and it went right above my ass, and it said "Exit Only."
Casting Girl: So you had to act like Marilyn Monroe?
Brandi C.: Yeah, you had to be in character at all times.
Casting Girl: Do something for me.
Brandi C.: Oh, just very dainty, just like, [high baby voice] "Oh, oh, oh thank you." Like, very, kind of...not really drunk, but kind of just...[high baby voice] "Oh, very girly, very, oh thank you, dainty!"