Back at home, Bret and Brandi tell the others about their date. Bret goes to take a shower and think about which of the magnificent seven to eliminate. Once he's gone, Mia and Jes tell Brandi about their charge to write down why each girl is not good for Bret. Brandi asks what they put down, and Mia says all she could think of was Brandi's burping and farting issues. Brandi then goes to confront Lacey and Heather. Fucking Lacey says that once Brandi's name came up, Mia, Jes and Magdalena called her a slut groupie whore. Brandi, being much smarter than Bret, doesn't believe shit that Lacey says. Lacey, however, thinks she's a fucking genius. She goes back to double check with Jes and Mia, who tell Brandi how eager Heather and Lacey were to bring up her reputation as a blow job queen. Brandi wants to shove her hockey stick up both Heather and Lacey's ass. That would be one crusty totem pole. Jes interviews that Lacey sucks at life. Everyone hates her.
With eliminations looming, Bret wants to speak with some of the girls. Magdalena is first, and Bret notes that her aloofness makes him wonder if she's invested in him. Maggie says that she's not going to hang all over someone, because if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. Bret doesn't fee like the burning love is there for him, so it's hard to give back burning love. In comparison, the herpes pass back and forth so easily. Maggie says she prefers to show her emotions privately. Bret still isn't connecting with her. Oh, and then fucking Sam is bawling. She tells Bret that she's too sensitive to be there and she can't take it. Bret likes her, but thinks she's kind of bipolar. He asks her if she wants to leave, and she says no, that she likes him so much. At the same time, her heart is so big, and she doesn't want to fall in love in front of millions of people and get hurt. Or, tens of people. Bret holds her and notes that she's freaking him out. That's exactly what you want to hear from your potential boyfriend in your darkest hour.