Back at elimination, Bret gives Farrah and Ashley a little talking to about their drunken ways. Ashley interviews that she didn't even know what was going on at elimination, and was just trying to keep herself from puking on Bret. She's decided that she's done being drunk. Oh, that's no fun at all! Where's the joy in watching sober Ashley prepare a frozen dinner? Bret interviews that when Ashley and Farrah get together it's crazy, drunken, insane double trouble. And that's no good. For him. For us it's awesome. He's going to give them another shot, though, because he really likes them. But they're on thin ice that isn't used to handling such copious amounts of silicone. Bret interviews that on the road you can only party so hard until it catches up with you and bites you on the ass. He then adds, "Too bad Chelsea had to learn it the hard way." Wow, he really does develop deep, emotional connections with these girls, doesn't he? He ends with, "Love ya, miss ya, mean it, Kels." The fact that he put the extra effort into getting her name right that last time makes me think maybe he does mean it after all.

Next week: Florida! The ladies are attacked by a wild pack of kids. And Beverly goes psycho! And maybe so does Farrah!