Next week: Wait, did Lacey's dad just ask Bret if she was sucking his cock? But until then it's...
Bret's boner countdown!
16. "After everyone left, Jes and me, um, got along quite well. We got to learn, um, each other both inside and out. It was a good night."
17. "Here's the thing with Heather. And I call it pole emotions, right. And by pole emotions I mean, can I get her off THAT pole and get her onto my pole. It's a big, big thought going through my mind right now."