The first bit of news that Dave wants to share is that "'Evs' is no longer and Australian saying. It's worldwide." The crowd cheers, especially the ones with "EVS" written on their palms. Dave also calls Toby's original "instantaneously memorable." He says that "by verse two, everybody knew it." Tommy calls the performance "Bad-beeping-ass." Yes, he did the beep himself. Dork. Gilby calls it a blast, and tells Toby that he puts the fun in rock & roll. Jason talks about how Toby magically embraced the whole audience. Just for good measure, Toby leads the crowd in one last chant of "oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh" before Brooke joins him to give the night's last voting spiel and open the polls. It's one of your last chances to vote, y'all! Oh, but if you're reading this, you missed it. Sorry.

Normally, where Brooke comes back and tells us who's in the bottom three so far, we get a full ranking of all five Supernovices. Toby is first, followed by Lukas, Magni, and Storm, with Dilana bringing up the rear. Whose fans will rescue him from the bottom three? Oops, did I just give it away?

Wednesday

Brooke reminds us that the winner will be declared in just one week from tonight. Less, by the time you read this. She says that the votes that determined tonight's bottom three were "literally double last season's, and almost too close to call." She introduces Tommy as "one of the few men who knows how to bleep himself," although she Nealons the joke so badly it's barely understandable. She remarks that Tommy looks kind of tired tonight, and he says it's because he just got back from the Mötley Crüe/Aerosmith tour he's on. Short tour, huh? I think this is the first time they've deliberately blown the illusion that each week's shows are taped more than a day apart. He calls the tour "off the block," then remembers to throw a bone to the bandmates in the room by telling them he's "really looking forward" to their tour as well. Yeah, I'm "really believing" him, too.