It doesn't take long before the kids get completely crazy and the girls lose control of the situation. Even Bret is compelled to yell, "No running by the pool!" from his hotel room. One kid puts a bucket on his head and totally wanders off to the hot tub area, and no one notices but Bret and Big John. Finally, Ashley of all people is the one who finds him and brings him back to the fold with promises of dumping water on the heads of others. Bret is impressed. Ashley interviews that her son is her life and she really does know how to take care of kids. When she's not getting wasted and dropping her pants on national TV. I'm just saying. But in fact, she really does seem to be quite good with them and actually enforces the "no running by the pool" rule. She interviews that she may dance on the weekends, but Monday through Friday she's a stay at home mom. Aw, Ashley has layers! The bikini-painting girl tells Ashley that she's probably going to be the one who gets "the hot date with that boy." I think kids sense that she totally understands that sometimes everybody poops their pants. Bret is now fully in love with Ashley.
Beverly, meanwhile, is trying to bribe kids into voting for her by giving them water balloons. Jamie is not a mom, and has negative maternal instinct. She eagerly awaits a challenge that she knows how to do. Brittanya reiterates that she is not good with kids and generally looks miserable. Mindy's got a hot bod but is not quite in the running for supermom. Farrah, meanwhile, takes advantage of the situation and allows a little girl to give her a pedicure. I like her style. Finally there's Taya, who is running even more than the kids on the wet concrete. Dangerous, but Bret is entranced enough by her jiggle that he doesn't mind bending the rules of the pool. That's how we all feel until someone has to call EMS. Really, I think that everyone's just relieved that all of the kids came out of this alive.
Bret returns and sends the ladies to the bar so he can chit-chat with the kids and figure out who's going to get the hot date. Farrah would like to win despite putting in minimal effort. I can get down with that. Bret has a board with photos of all the ladies, and asks the kids first what they think of Farrah. The mini pedicurist likes her, but most everyone else gives her a thumbs down. Mindy has pretty hair, but doesn't seem to be a crowd favorite, either. Beverly gets points for dispensing water balloons. Ashley gets a big cheer from everyone, while Jamie and Brittanya roundly booed. Taya and her rule-breaking ways also gets a big cheer, which means that Bret has to decide between her and Ashley. The ladies return and Bret announces that Taya and Ashley are the finalists. Taya thinks she has it in the bag by virtue of the fact that Ashley has a naked tattoo of herself on her arm. Yes, but the world can see your puss on the Internet for free. It's really a toss-up. In the end, Ashley wins! She's proud, and says that outside of being a party girl she's a good mom and a good person. Taya's pissed, but claims to be ready to shrug it off and enjoy the rest of the night.