Rock of Love

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Bret's Rock of Love

Eliminations, finally, GOD. Ambre is so sweaty. If Bret chooses her, she says, she'll feel complete. Daisy is scared about the elimination, but would be shocked if Bret picked old boring Ambre. He's everything that Daisy has been looking for and wanting. She pretends to try to cry as she says she can't believe this crazy journey is almost over. She could be with Bret forever, or she could be heartbroken as fuck. Or both. There are no winners here.

Ambre and Daisy walk to their elimination places. Daisy might have a point about Ambre's Neanderthal stride. Daisy's face is looking pretty sweaty, too. As if this pretty party isn't enough, Bret emerges in a shiny silver suit. He's got a knot in his gut, because he wants to make the right decision. He tells Daisy that he's found her to be stunningly beautiful from moment one, and they have a special, intense connection. He adds that Daisy has withstood all of the hardships of her life, and he loves and admires that. However, Bret felt hurt that there are a lot of things that she can't tell him. What Bret loves about Ambre is that she's strong, smart, and beautiful. However, he's extremely concerned that she won't be able to handle his lifestyle, and that it would ruin their relationship. Ambre is sweaty and teary. Daisy looks catatonic.

Bret assures both women that he's not looking for his rock of like or lust, but his rock of love. He thinks that Ambre and Daisy are two of the most beautiful and sexy women in the world, and he's forced to choose between them. Bret says that Daisy is rock n' roll through and through to the bone, and he loves that. And Ambre is rock solid as a human being. Literally. He cares about both of them. Blah blah, sweat sweat. Bret calls Daisy to him, and Ambre starts crying hysterically. But then! Bret says that Daisy knows how much he loves and cares about her -- long pause -- but her tour ends here. SHUT UP! Daisy gets super close to his face and stares at him with her big sweaty fake lashes. Bret interviews that he does not blame Daisy for anything that she's done in her past, however he fears that she needs him more than she wants him, and that's not good. That's actually a really lucid point. Well done, sir! Daisy whimpers halfheartedly as Bret gives her a pep talk. I think she's in shock. She's not flailing her arms or anything. Oh, now she is.

Rock of Love

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