Rock of Love

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Bret's Rock of Love

The girls meet Bret for dinner. Daisy is in pink, and Ambre is in chocolate brown. Bret is ready to dig deep to find his true love. He says he has some questions, and Daisy notes that she has some questions as well. She means it, too, and pulls out a piece of paper with the questions actually written down. Ambre, much like the rest of us, is completely surprised to learn that Daisy is literate. Daisy first asks Bret if the two of them only have a physical connection. The answer is yes. I mean, not in so many words. Bret says that Daisy is still a mystery to him, and that because their physical attraction was so instantaneous, they have to play catch-up when it comes to the mental connection. I imagine some sort of frayed wire shooting a lot of sparks and ultimately catching Bret's wig aflame. Bret tells Daisy that she uses her sexuality a lot. And then ha! Daisy says she doesn't do it intentionally. Yeah, it was totally accidental that some doctor installed those huge boobs and duck lips. She just went in to get her gall bladder removed. Ambre agrees that Daisy uses her sexuality, and when Daisy asks for specific examples, Ambre says that she's always banging on Bret's door. Ambre asks Bret where their physical connection leads. Turn left on the dusty road to the free clinic, my friend. Bret wonders the same thing.

Ambre then asks Bret what he thinks she brings to the table. Bret says that Ambre wants to win at all costs. Ambre takes this moment to maul him, which doesn't seem to work to convince Bret of anything. When she finally pulls back, her face is all sweaty, which probably isn't winning her any points either. Bret's pancake, however, is holding up admirably. Daisy thinks that Ambre is fake, and says that Ambre doesn't usually date guys like Bret, so maybe she's just experimenting. Bret has apparently been thinking the same thing himself. Ambre tells Bret that he isn't the type of person she normally dates, but he's exactly the guy she's looking for. Whatever you say, Hombre. Bret tells the ladies that he has a real connection with both of them, and it's going to be a struggle for him to choose just one. He has dates planned for each of them, both of which he claims will be amazing. Bret heads up to his room, and Ambre tells us that she's scared because Bret and Daisy have had a connection from day one which hasn't waned.

Rock of Love

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