The next morning, Ambre prepares for her date. Daisy tells her that it hurt her feelings when Ambre said that she uses her sexuality with Bret. She's just comfortable with herself, she says. As evidenced by her completely natural face and use of her God-given name, Vanessa Mossman. And part of being comfortable with herself is being comfortable with her sexiness. She then says that obviously Ambre doesn't feel sexy. Ambre asks what the fuck she's saying, and notes that she feels plenty sexy and she's got the sweaty-ass face to prove it. In an interview, Ambre says that Daisy is trying to throw her game off and it's not going to work. Daisy then says that when people are comfortable with their body, they carry themselves -- or, as she says, theirselves -- in a particular manner. Until the breath that she uses to speak this thought comes through her original nose, I have a hard time considering Daisy to be a reliable source. Daisy tries to convince Ambre that she walks like a Neanderthal. Ambre isn't buying it, and interviews that yes, Daisy is hot. But while surgery might make Ambre hotter, it's certainly not going to make Daisy smarter. I don't see that it would hurt to hook up the electrodes and see what happens, though.

Daisy says that she leads with her intelligence, humor, funniness, and goofiness. Don't forget your unwitting use of synonyms, L'il D! She then says it's not her fault that people are attracted to her, and conjectures that Ambre wishes she could be like Daisy. Daisy is the last person Ambre wishes she was. Conversely, Ambre is the last person Daisy wishes she was. Oh my God, it's like having an argument with a ficus. Well, a ficus that yells over you, which Ambre is sick of. Daisy still thinks that she's too sexy for her shirt, which is why she wears one so infrequently. She tells Ambre that she didn't set out to make a sexual connection with Bret -- it just happened. Yeah, she wore turtlenecks every day and everything. Does she even have boobs? I hadn't noticed. Ambre is now super-determined to prove how sexy she is. Excuse me for a minute while I go to get my antibiotics refilled. I should be getting hazard pay for this.