Elimination time! Brittanya is nervous and worries that losing her temper with Heather will work against her. Then again, she says, she can't help being the way she is. And yet, so many of us manage to make it through the day without assaulting others, even if said others are haters. It's the law. Ashley is proudly displaying her James tattoo and says she's nervous for the first time.
The first pass goes to Mindy, who's happy to get the first pass but can't remember which number cloud she's supposed to say she's on. She goes with 100. Wrong! It's 9. The second pass goes to Jamie, who explodes with excitement over this in the interview: "HOLY CRAP, THAT'S ME!" Settle down, Jamie. Bret says that Jamie might be a groupie, but "groupies don't suck." Unless you ask them to. Violin music plays as Taya is the next to get a pass. Ashley says she's overdramatic and makes her want to vomit. That could also be all the vodka from before. Beverly is still worried that Alan not showing up will somehow count against her as opposed to her ridiculous and annoying reaction to the news.
After the break, Ashley is at a loss as to why she and Brittanya haven't gotten passes yet, since they're the hottest girls left. Bret calls Beverly down and says she has a lot of "deep issues" that need to be addressed, but he can't do that if she's drunk and screaming and crying. He can make out with her and have sex with her if she's doing those things, though, I'm sure. Just when Brittanya and Ashley are smirking that Beverly is getting the boot, Bret asks if she's willing to leave the baggage behind. She says yes, of course. It's just that easy, folks. Ashley interviews that Bret is keeping "this linebacker, nasty-looking like smoker gross bitch over me and Brittanya? Are you kidding me?" Life is going to suck for Potes next week if Ashley goes home tonight. She is fun.
Bret addresses Brittanya and Ashley. He claims that they're two of the prettiest girls he's ever seen. I did not realize that Bret struggled with blindness for most of his life. Ashley says she's had a great connection with Bret and hopes "this one thing" won't ruin it. Yeah, it's not like living and having regular sex with the father of your child is that big of a stumbling block, right? Stop being ridiculous, Bret. Bret calls Brittanya down. He says she punched and spit at his friend, so her tour is over. Ha! You know she thought the violence would help her out. Brittanya takes the news well, saying Bret is "fucking great" so she's sad to leave him. She says she hopes he finds someone that loves him because he deserves that. She leaves, and Bret turns to Ashley. How does she keep that top from completely exposing her breasts? Tape? It's amazing. He calls her down and says he learned a lot about her, and now he's confused. Bret interviews that he likes Ashley a lot, but his "sixth sense" is saying he might "be a sucka." Bret's sixth sense talks like an idiot. Bret orders Ashley to look into his eyes and tell him that she's ready to fall in love. Wow -- she doesn't do either of those things! Her tour ends here, too! She doesn't seem too bummed, though, just shrugging and saying "all right. Thanks." Ashley interviews that she doesn't understand how Bret could get rid of her when she looks so fly. The fact is, this was a lot of fun until Farrah left and Ashley was stuck with a bunch of girls who made her want to kill herself. "Seriously. They talked about cereal for three hours yesterday. Are you kidding me? Good luck having fun with gopher and the 1986 prom queen." That's awesome, even if I don't know who gopher or the prom queen are. ["I believe that would be Mindy and Taya..." -- AC] I am impressed with Ashley's knowledge of the animal kingdom, however. But Bret is so disgusted that he drops her pass on the floor.