Bret then tells Beverly and Mindy to get back on the bus and bring their a-game in the days to come. Beverly is shocked that Bret didn't get rid of her, and Mindy has a new lease on life. Bret tells us that Marcia has more of a connection with her bottle of tequila than she does with him. Plus, he has absolute feelings for Mindy and Beverly, despite the fact that they're weird and/or maybe make out with his friends. Marcia exit interviews that she didn't have time to hang out with Bret, but actually stumbles when she says his name then admits she was going to say Chad. Awesome. She had a great time and enjoyed all the free tequila. I believe Marcia treated this whole experience like going to an all-inclusive. Back on the bus, Bret and the girls toast to Marcia, and Bret hopes that she has an awesome life and finds the man or woman of her dreams. Yeah, because if she doesn't want to bone him she's totally a dyke. The bus rolls on, and we fade out.

Next time: Saint Louis! There's apparently a challenge that takes place in a strip club. There's some sort of monkey-wrench twist in the game that upsets a whole bunch of girls, and someone is secretly engaged!

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