Roswell

Actually, it was pretty stupid

By Djb | Aired on 2002.05.14

Graduation - There's no mind warping us into forgetting the existence of the entire second season this week, but the "writers" sure do give it all they've got with the spontaneous reintroduction of the gone-but-not-forgotten-enough character of "Sulky Introductory Voice-Over Narration." We...

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3-18 Recap	Actually, it was pretty stupid Graduation - Michael and Maria refer to this show as stupid, taking the final word from the critics who have been spray-painting that word on the side of Roswell's Paramount soundstage for three freaking years already.	2002.05.14 2002.05.19	C-	Djb
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
3-17 Recap	Countdown to Ecstasy III: Rise of the Machines Four Aliens And A Baby - One left, people. Episode, that is. And also viewer.	2002.05.07 2002.05.08	C+	Djb
3-16 Recap	Countdown to Ecstasy II: Nearly-Cancelled Boogaloo Crash - Two left, people. Episodes, that is. And also viewers.	2002.04.30 2002.05.05	C+	Djb
3-15 Recap	Countdown to Ecstasy Who Died And Made You King? - Three left, people. Episodes, that is. And also viewers.	2002.04.23 2002.04.29	C-	Djb
3-14 Recap	Shut up...mon Chant Down Babylon - Roswell takes almost forty-five full minutes to finally explain why it was digging up Bob Marley for the previous forty-five minutes.	2002.02.26 2002.02.28	C-	Djb
3-13 Recap	Death Becomes Them Panacea - All of them, really. The cast is prettied up considerably when one of its regulars and one of its extras die in an untimely fashion. Also, Maria shoots her music career pretty much right in the face, which also makes things prettier.	2002.02.12 2002.02.17	C	Djb
3-12 Recap	Cr-Cr-Crappy Ch-Ch-Changes - Wait. What?	2002.02.05 2002.02.09	N/A	Djb
3-11 Recap	I Wonder Tangentially About Jeannie I Married An Alien - Because "Blast From The Ass" wouldn't have made it as the title of the index page blurb, now, would it?	2002.01.29 2002.02.02	B-	Djb
3-10 Recap	Hang, over A Tale Of Two Parties - A secret party doesn't stay secret enough.	2001.1.001 2002.01.03	C-	Djb
3-9 Recap	There's Something About Sammy Samuel Rising - What'd you say? Oh. Nothing. Never mind.	2001.12.18 2001.12.21	F	Djb