More video camera shots, this time from Kyle's perspective. Next, Jesse and Isabel will be making everyone come over to their house to watch slides of the honeymoon, which is so far shaping up to be the least entertaining vacationing-couples-in-peril story told since the Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn remake of The Out-of-Towners. Kyle watches as Isabel watches Khivar, just as the doorbell rings at The Den Of Porno and Porno calls out to Kyle, "I got it, Kyle," to establish to us all that we're supposed to know that Porno knows that Kyle is home. Got it. Thanks. At the door is Roswell's newest supersleuth, Mr. Evans, telling Porno, "I feel really strange about this. I've been talking to Jeff Parker, and, um, I know this is gonna sound strange, but there are some things I need to know, and can I come in?" He comes in. Turns out Monopoly Nazi is going on about Max, concerning "something been happening for a few years now, and I don't know what it is. I'm just trying to find out more information about my son." He grills Porno on Tess, asking where she's gone and whether he can contact her there to ask her a couple of questions. Kyle looks on from the next room. We know Porno knows he's home. If there's one thing we know, that's the one thing. Maybe Kyle could use this valuable alone time to take care of those sideburns of his, no? No?
Episode Report CardDjb: C- | 413 USERS: C+
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