Sexless Marriage Suite. Isabel opens the bathroom door and lets Jesse out. He asks what she did, and she lets slip a guilty, "Nothing!" To the door, Isabel. To the door. She lies that the front desk told her how to fix it, but he busts her for being outside because she has dirt on her feet, and she gets in even deeper with the fibs in telling him that's where she found a maintenance guy to help her. That is really the plot of this episode. My mother is sitting awake on Long Island right now, in tears because I'll be getting on a transcontinental flight before any of us sleeps again, and I'm painstakingly describing the quickest way to fix a melted-by-aliens broken bathroom doorknob. Nobody told me there'd be days like these. Anyway, Jesse just really, really, really wants to have sex already, so he lets the lie go without another question, picking Isabel up and throwing her on the bed. But she's still distracted. There's a knock on the door, and a voice calls out, "Room service." Why? WHY? Isabel insists that she'll get it, and the episode gets longer, the night grows lighter, and Jesse balls grow ever so much bluer. Isabel opens the door to find Max and Michael, Michael firing off a pretty good line with, "We're here to kill your boyfriend." Isabel looks confused. She shuts the door in their faces. She tells Jesse she needs him to get her a fruity drink from the bar. Whining happens. Jesse accepts grudgingly and takes off down the hall, and Isabel sneaks Max and Michael into her room and asks just what in the holy hell they're doing there. Isabel tells them she's got the whole thing under control, and Max tells her that they saw her with Khivar at the gazebo. At which point Isabel leans up against the pink door and sinks to the ground, throwing a totally non-sequitur conniption fit in which she grabs her head and yells, "Why is this happening to me? I'm married. I love Jesse. I love Khivar." Oh. She knows there's still a bit of Vilandra in her, and that she's vying for control with Vilandra. Max tells her that she's going to stay in the room with Jesse, but Isabel insists that they come up with this week's Official Wacky Caper immediately so that they know who needs to sneak surreptitiously into where. And the plan is that Isabel find Khivar and sneak him surreptitiously to a secluded location, where Max and Michael will kill him. Done. Think it will go wrong? I think it might just go wrong.
Jesse reappears then, fruity drink in hand, and Isabel sends him back to their bed to act out his one actual character development of "sit on bed, look lasciviously expectant." Which he really is doing to the best of his ability here. Isabel sneaks Max and Michael into the bathroom and then out of the bathroom. Then, a dream sequence. Isabel marches to the bed and admits to Jesse that she is an alien. She then calls Max and Michael out of hiding and has them corroborate this story. Jesse becomes afraid and tries to run away. Afraid of dream sequences, that is. Back at the pink door, Isabel tells Jesse that the oyster appetizer made her sick. Jesse takes a sip of the umbrella drink. I think he secretly knew it was for him all along.