Den Of Drunken Porno. Kyle now sits in the Porno chair, Porno sneaking in under the cover of darkness. Kyle evilly asks where his father was, and father responds to son, "I was out. Just out." Ah, but the roles are now reversed, with nary a Kirk Cameron/Dudley Moore/Judge Reinhold/Fred Savage acting credit, mysteriously. Porno admits that he's been drinking a bit, and Kyle wonders if that's part of his father's "new business plan." But much to hilarity-inducing surprise, we learn that it is! Porno sits down near his son and requests that he "keep an open mind about this," reaching into his pocket (uh ) and pulling out a flyer reading, "Cow Patty's Bar & Grill / Come on Down and Step in it / APPEARING THURSDAY NIGHT / The Country Stylings of Jim Valenti and the Kit Shickers." Oh, my. And let me go on record right now as saying that I disagree with the vast amount of capitalizations on that flyer, from "Down" and "Step" to the braggadocio of "THURSDAY NIGHT." Everyone knows that if something is going to get full-capitalization here, it's going to be thirst-quenching, cancer-curing, flea-and-tick-ridding corporate underwriter SNAPPLE. Hey, Thursday? You want to kick in the dough, you can get the all caps in the future. And they don't even make a peach-flavored Thursday, do they? Stupid Thursday.
Episode Report CardDjb: C- | 364 USERS: C+
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