http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2012 Sun, 19 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Graduation: Roswell's Paramount soundstage for three freaking years already.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/graduation.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/graduation.php Sun, 19 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Four Aliens And A Baby: One left, people. Episode, that is. And also viewer. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/four-aliens-and-a-baby.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/four-aliens-and-a-baby.php Wed, 08 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Crash: Two left, people. Episodes, that is. And also viewers. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/crash-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/crash-2.php Sun, 05 May 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Who Died And Made You King?: Three left, people. Episodes, that is. And also viewers. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/who-died-and-made-you-king.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/who-died-and-made-you-king.php Mon, 29 Apr 2002 23:00:00 -0500 Chant Down Babylon: Roswell takes almost forty-five full minutes to finally explain why it was digging up Bob Marley for the previous forty-five minutes.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/chant-down-babylon.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/chant-down-babylon.php Thu, 28 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Panacea: All of them, really. The cast is prettied up considerably when one of its regulars and one of its extras die in an untimely fashion. Also, Maria shoots her music career pretty much right in the face, which also makes things prettier. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/panacea.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/panacea.php Sun, 17 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Ch-Ch-Changes: Wait. What? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/chchchanges-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/chchchanges-2.php Sat, 09 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 I Married An Alien: Because "Blast From The Ass" wouldn't have made it as the title of the index page blurb, now, would it? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/i-married-an-alien.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/i-married-an-alien.php Sat, 02 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 A Tale Of Two Parties: A secret party doesn't stay secret enough. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/a-tale-of-two-parties.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/a-tale-of-two-parties.php Thu, 03 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Samuel Rising: What'd you say? Oh. Nothing. Never mind. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/samuel-rising.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/samuel-rising.php Fri, 21 Dec 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Behind The Music: Hey-blah, hey-blah, her boyfriend's back. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/behind-the-music.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/behind-the-music.php Fri, 30 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Interruptus: Khivar goes by many names in this episode. Call him what you like, but don't call him late for a field trip back to the Planet Arium. Don't worry about him, though. He's brought his own ride with him and everything. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/interruptus.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/interruptus.php Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 To Have And To Hold: Actually, the old folks didn't wish them anything. Nobody wanted to go. Nobody cared. Don't we know just exactly how they felt? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/to-have-and-to-hold.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/to-have-and-to-hold.php Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Control (2): Roswell continues its slide down the slippery slope of quality as Max's quest for his son sputters to a halt, Isabel barrels ahead with her wedding plans, and everyone else wonders what the hell those two wacky alien siblings are doing.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/control-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/control-2.php Mon, 12 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Secrets And Lies (1): Roswell goes totally Hollywood and repels yet another first-time viewer.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/secrets-and-lies-1-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/secrets-and-lies-1-1.php Fri, 02 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Significant Others: Pamie tries to figure out the entire history of this show from only one episode. It's that easy! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/significant-others.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/significant-others.php Sat, 27 Oct 2001 23:00:00 -0500 Michael, The Guys And The Great Snapple Caper: ANYBODY WANT A SNAPPLE? ANYBODY? ANYBODY? HUH? Mmmmmm...SNAPPLE!!! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/michael-the-guys-and-the-great.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/michael-the-guys-and-the-great.php Sat, 20 Oct 2001 23:00:00 -0500 Busted: If you thought New Mexico sucked, ladies and gentlemen...Utah. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/busted-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/busted-2.php Sat, 13 Oct 2001 23:00:00 -0500 The Departure: Wait a sec. This is what a SHORTENED season feels like? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/the-departure.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/the-departure.php Fri, 25 May 2001 23:00:00 -0500 Off The Menu: These people need to DIE. The preternatural level of patience djb has displayed in dealing with this passel of halfwits and nimrods and morons for two seasons qualifies him for sainthood. Or at the very least beatification. I don't care if he's Jewish. And alive. I'm forwarding the paperwork to the Vatican now. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/off-the-menu.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/roswell/off-the-menu.php Sun, 20 May 2001 23:00:00 -0500