Slutette wakes up on her bed, her hand still under her chin. Just a little wedding proposal catnap. Does this show even have opening credits? Isabel (since I know her name, now) then says, "Oh, my God!" She thinks for a second and then says, "Oh, my God." Brilliance.
Dido? They are still using this song? Oh, it's like this show's stuck in the past or something. Wow.
Close-up on the diamond ring. It's Isabel, standing in front of a jewelry store window, staring at the ring she almost had in her dreamlife. Some guy says over her shoulder that he's only been gone a couple of days and already she's looking at wedding rings. She laughs, turns around, and asks where he's been. "If only you loved me this much when I was alive," he says. Oh, it's Alex from the "Previously" section, right? Tom Hanks's kid that Djb warned me about? Isabel goes, "Alex!" and walks off. Alex repeats that he's just kidding as he follows her.
Diner. The girl that can't see Max spins an order wheel and orders chili and a hot dog. Her demanding father asks if she also wants fries. "Did I say fries?" she asks. They make faces at each other until the girl leaves. A blonde walks up and makes another order, and then we follow her back to the brunette with the attitude. She says that she works there too and that the brunette is making her miserable. The brunette wishes she could get fired, because she's spending all of her time in the diner and will probably die of grease soon. I didn't make that up. She said she'll die of grease by the end of the week. Does grease hurt aliens? ["That one's not an alien. The 'actress,' however, could probably do with a little WD-40, even if it's the homemade kind that they scrape off the grill." -- Sars] The brunette says she's under constant threat of getting sent to boarding school. The blonde reminds her that she and Max robbed a convenience store. The brunette says they didn't exactly rob a convenience store. The blonde shakes her head. Her nametag says "Maria." This is how I'm learning names. There's a waitress in the back wearing silver dealy-bobs in her hair. Is that how we know she's an alien?









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