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Lady Lola: B | 1346 USERS: C+
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Nothing Happens, Again

Will stands in the office for a few minutes and waits for Spangler to acknowledge his presence. It's a standoff of the incredibly socially awkward until finally, Spangler starts talking about how great David was, asking Will if he's up to the challenge of filling his shoes. Will claims that he is, and Spangler hands him a file with a picture of some guy named Yuri Popovich inside. He asks for the results of Will's team's research into Yuri's financials so far, and Will says they found at least seven offshore accounts with tens of millions in them so far, and it looks like Yuri facilitates sales of missing Soviet missiles between ex-KGB agents and Hezbollah. How many freaking missiles did the Soviets make already? Haven't there been like a million missing Soviet missiles at this point? Spangler says the picture of Yuri was taken yesterday in Bulgaria. They don't know who the other two men in the picture are, but I'm guessing they're producers from Syfy Channel, which films almost all of its terrible yet awesome original movies there. Spangler gives Will's team 24 hours to find out who the men are and what they're doing with Yuri. Will accepts the assignment and walks out awkwardly. So far, more than ten minutes of this show have passed and almost nothing has happened. I'm just saying.

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