Sam's V.O. tells us that the most exciting time about the whole hot plate thing is that moment right before you touch the plate. Because afterwards, you're just a moron with a burnt finger. Sam picks up her umbrella and heads outside. Frank is there (natch). She tells him that Todd is going to be her boyfriend. Frank: "I guess the man's never heard the phrase, 'Fool me twice, shame on me.'" Sam thinks Frank is just a stitch. Sam's V.O. tells us that dinner is a lot more fun if your finger's not a throbbing mass of pain. So don't touch the hot plate.
There were some good one-liners in this episode, but overall it left me unimpressed. Let's hope the season finale next week is better.