Sam knocks on Todd's door, which is answered by a laughing Todd, who has a laughing Chloe riding on his back. Sam: "Hi. Sorry to bother you guys. I just need to move in with you." Commercials.
Todd and Chloe sit on a couch across from Sam. There's a Monopoly board on the coffee table between them. It's all very awkward, and gets even more so when Chloe and Todd laugh about some stupid in-joke about Marvin Gardens. Sam looks like she might be sick. And then I think I might get sick when Chloe pulls out a stuffed koala (which she calls her "fuzzy") and starts acting all cutesy-poo. (Emphasis on the "poo.") Todd picks up on the awkwardness, and suggests to Chloe that this might not be the best place for them to act all couply. So Chloe suggests they retire to the bedroom.
Dena enters the Newly household and quietly calls out Sam's name. She's startled to find Regina sitting at the dining room table, looking quite pissed off that Sam skipped their makeover. Regina tells Dena, "She's probably at a meeting of 'daughters who refuse to do one thing to please their mothers' club." I bet that's a big club. Dena tries to leave, but Regina decides that Dena would make a perfect substitute for Sam. Her pickup line is, "You're mother's dead. And my daughter's out gallivanting. You see how we're both suffering?" Dena is ready to leave until Regina compliments her for looking utterly adorable when she spent the entirety of fifth grade wearing a Wonder Woman costume. Regina: "So, what kind of wine does Wonder Woman drink? Cabernet, or tequila?"
Sam and Andrea are sitting on the bench in front of Sam's building. Sam is freaked out because she was forced to listen to Todd and Chloe doing it not only to the tunes of Marvin Gaye but also to Bolero. Andrea has brought her girlfriend destroying weapons, which she thinks are guaranteed to get Todd to throw Chloe out of the apartment. Those weapons consist of herpes cream, an ovulation chart, and an unopened ovulation kit. Sam tells Andrea that she can't use those weapons because she's no longer deceitful. And then Audrey arrives, and Sam completely lies to her. In a non-deceitful way, of course.