Cox walks the gauntlet of shoulder clapping and hand patting until he can't take it anymore and announces that the interview was faked. No one cares, they want him to break free from his anger. They want to get through his hard magic shell to his creamy vanilla interior. Man do I want ice cream.
JD rushes into the cafeteria to use Carla as a human shield against Turk. Carla and Elliott are discussing her patient and why he won't accept any help. Carla says it is just like how Turk pretended to go visit his brother but really was getting his testicle removed and couldn't tell anyone but JD. JD has no idea what she is talking about and Turk tells Carla that he never told JD about his surgery. JD wants to know if he kept it so they could plant a nut tree in the backyard or something. What kind of fruit would grow on that? Er, don't answer that. Turk points out that Carla is gone and JD is fair game again for a beating.
Elliott and Carla pontificate over the stupidity of men while JD and Turk chase each other around the hospital. Elliott and Carla retreat to the sanctity of the men's room to continue their discussion. When Elliott reaches for her phone to make a call, Carla tells her not to bother because there is no reception in there. Elliott realizes that Kelso used a fake phone call to ask for her help in getting his job back.
JD has put a locked door between him and Turk and Turk's need to beat him up. They use the opportunity to discuss his loss of nut. Apparently Izzy kicked him in the groin and it caused testicular torsion. JD lets Turk know that he is still manly in his eyes. Turk lets JD know that he will still be getting a beat down. JD can't accept it because he wants to look tough in Sam's eyes. Turk doesn't care. Also, Turk has named his boys. Do people do that? Huh. I know some day I am going to have one too many and ask someone at a bar if they have named theirs. I wish it wasn't going to happen, but it will. Sigh...
Anyway, JD and Turk come up with a solution based on the photo finish in Rocky III. Carla and Elliott tell Dr. Kelso that they will help him fight the Board. Dr. Cox gets the article retracted and a new one claiming he is bi-polar and grouchy is published. JD voice-overs that the male ego is complex. You know what else is complex? Magic Shell.