Jane is actually dead. We begin at a post-funeral gathering at her house. Cassie tells Diana that, if it's true that the two of them are sisters, she'd be happy. That's sweet. She then tries to comfort herself by making out with Adam, but he's not into it. John manages to convince Cassie that witch hunters killed Jane and this makes her all dark magic crazy mad. Charlie doesn't come to the wake because he has the good manners not to show up at the funeral of someone he killed. Diana talks to Charlie and finds out that, yep, he and her mother were broken up right around the time of her conception. Jake and Faye steal pills from Dawn in order to just, you know, feel better and the pill bottle actually contains Faye's family crystal (also, this discovery occurs as they're getting it on -- old habits die hard).
Then, at 7 Briar Hill, this weird thing happens where this table spins around by itself and a crystal sinks into it and disappears. The Circle thinks that witch hunters stole it to keep them from collecting their crystal puzzle and Jake decides that it would be a good idea to talk to Isaac. He says that Isaac wouldn't approve of Eben's demon association and would likely help them. One of the young dudes, Ian, shows up and says that Isaac was killed by Eben. Cassie blames him for Jane's death and starts to do her dark magic choking thing. Jake tries to stop her and she tosses him to the ground, but somehow it's more effective when Diana gets in her face and says, "Stop!" Magic is so crazy.
John and Charlie fight at a coffee shop after Charlie finds out that John is Diana's father. He decides to leave town with Diana and John convinces Dawn to talk to him. She does and suggests to Charlie that he should stay so they can get rid of John (not exactly what he had it mind).
Melissa and Adam are hanging out and, in an effort to find his family's crystal, remembers the cloaking spell that his grandfather used to use. He's just practicing on a coin when he uncovers a secret panel in his house. Meanwhile, the others are at an abandoned amusement park. They find Ian plus other witch hunter twinks who have been murdered. They deduce somehow that it was the witch that helped Eben summon the demons that did the killing. I seriously must have missed something because I don't know how they came to that conclusion. Melissa and Adam find the crystal-locating map. Diana and Cassie talk about dark magic and how uncomfortable Diana is with it. Then, they see somebody running. They assume it's the witch helping the hunters and stop him. IT'S NICK! I repeat, Nick is alive. I cannot wait for Melissa to get the news.
We begin at Jane's post-funeral party. Thank Balcoin, I was afraid that was a fake out. I'm sure she's a lovely woman, but that actress... I'm sorry. She drained the energy and logic out of every moment she spent on my TV screen. Except for that moment when she was dying -- that was exciting and made lots of sense. Cassie is wandering around in a daze, but she looks amazing. Diana is there and Cassie approaches her. Things are awkward but Diana is sympathetic to Cassie's situation. Diana isn't telling anyone that she might be John's daughter and Cassie tells her that she would actually be really happy to find out that they are sisters. Jake comes in and tells Faye that they can't let the witch hunters get away with killing Jane. A bunch of blue hairs in the room (all of whom are like 30 years older than the actress who played Jane) stare at an emotional Jake. Faye tells him to dial it down. She suggest that they take something to remove the "edge."
In another room, Dawn suggests to John that they could get the big bad witch hunters if she had her powers back (can she give those to him?), but he says that she's just thinking about herself. Cassie is hiding in her room when Adam pays her a visit. He tells her that Jane was amazing. Meh. Cassie says that she doesn't have anyone now and that was her last connection to her mother. No one knows her. Adam reminds her that he knows her now. She's crying and weak, I guess, and leans in and starts kissing him. John knocks on the door and she starts apologizing to Adam. He says that he "gets" it. John opens the door and she has moved away from the bed at this point, but there's still some tension in the room. Adam takes off and John asks Cassie how she's doing. She's pissed that he apparently slept with half of Chance Harbor and he tells her that he's broken up with Amelia and his thing with Elizabeth (Diana's mom) was a one-time thing. Stop slut-shaming your dad, Cassie. He tells her that they have to stay focused because the witch hunters are closer than ever. You know, he could have just thrown the witch-killing jar away. He didn't have to change it to make it Jane's. That's bad news. She gets the dark magic score and she says that she wants to destroy the witch hunters. She says that they have to find the last two crystals.
Faye tells Jake that she thinks that her mother has some drugs that they can take, because she's been really chipper lately and that can't be the result of anything but narcotics. They knock over her purse with magic and Jake is going to grab the pill bottle that is luckily and obviously right at the top of her stuff when Dawn turns around. Faye hugs her mother and acts like she's really grieving in order to distract her. It works!