Jay and Belle sneak off to the "play room", which is full of moaning people, unless that's just the soundtrack. They make out on the bed, which is less scandalous than I was hoping for. Meanwhile, Alexander is swearing at the pure eroticism embodied by someone who's more or less fully clothed beneath the balloons. As Jay and Belle make out, a woman starts stroking Belle with a feather, and now it's a three-way. A man watches from outside the bed, unbuttoning his shirt, and Belle suddenly stops the proceedings. Her new friends offers to take her home, and it is suddenly back on.

In the hallway, Belle tells us that she is aware that it's unprofessional to ditch a client. But she has an idea! Cut to: Alexander going on about how all these men want her, but any second now, he's going to take her home and blah, blah, blah. Blah. A waiter comes by with a fake call for Belle, whose last name turns out to be Sinclair. I mean, her fake last name. You know what I mean. Belle and the waiter bond a little (he's an actor who's in "The Doll House" next month) and then Belle gloats to us that she has an infallible excuse. That excuse turns out to be "personal reasons", which is not particularly convincing. Alexander's not thrilled, even though he'll be getting his money back. Poor Alexander!

Downstairs in the car with Jay and the feather lady, it turns out that Belle has actual Personal Reasons that she can't go with them. Her phone (her personal cell phone, I guess) has a lot of messages from Ben. She meets up with him at the hospital and it turns out that her sister has just had a child. Remember last episode when she mentioned that her sister was nine months pregnant? Here's the payoff! Belle's excited that it's a boy, but her sister tartly reminds her that she already knew that. The baby is cute and spends a lot of time trying to shove his entire fist into his mouth. I understand that babies do that a lot.