Belle's father is outside smoking and would like to know what Belle's been up to. She can't answer him, and meaningful piano music comes up on the soundtrack. It looks like he might know what's up.

Riding home asleep in a blurry car, Belle's got a ratty wig and feathers everywhere. Ben wakes her up so she can see him wearing the wig he found in her bag. She's not amused, and they part with oddly enunciated "Laterz". The "t" is pronounced with a glottal stop instead of a lingual stop. I mention that in a transparent attempt to impress you with my vast array of knowledge and also to try to make that phonology class finally pay off. For those of you who are not interested in that sort of thing (which may well be "everybody"), I should also mention that as soon as Belle gets home, she strips butt-nekkid. Then she reaches under her pillow and pulls out a Jay Lorre book, The Irony Engine. Aw, he really is her favorite author! I hope she moves the book before she brings clients back there.

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