In 914, the new guy knows what he wants: he wants Belle to take off her corset and stockings. Then he positions a hand mirror between her feet and says he wants to watch her come. We see them having sex, and Belle looks like she's about to burst out laughing while he brags about his sexual stamina. We cut back and forth between Ash sleeping and Belle surreptitiously looking at her watch. Ash rolls around restlessly until Belle takes the drastic step of rolling a condom onto her finger and sticking it up 914's ass. And it works instantly. So, a little sex tip for the viewer, I guess.

Belle walks out of 914 and proceeds to take a long, slow-motion shower. I guess it probably wouldn't be so long if it weren't in slow motion. I'd call it gratuitous, but I have a feeling that "wet, topless Billie Piper" is a valid use of screen time, even if she's facing away from the camera most of the time. It's morning, and she returns to Ash, carefully removing the note. I wonder if she remembered to actually get cigarettes. Ash wakes cheerfully and goes off. Belle avoids 914 in the lobby and slips the Front Desk Chap an envelope with his cut.

Closing out the show, Belle is philosophical: "Maybe the Girlfriend Experience is like me as a real girlfriend. Starts out all exciting and passionate then I get bored, sleep with someone else, and leave." Then she brags about the money some more before calling up Ben.

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