Sirona uses a riding crop to point out areas on the back to avoid, then demonstrates safe places to hit (the butt, basically). "Now get off the carpet, you disgust me!" she shouts, and the man crawls around a bit. Sirona goes off to the bathroom, leaving Belle alone with the man. She sits awkwardly while he sneaks looks at her and quickly stares back at the ground. From off-screen, Sirona shouts "Slave! Wipe!" and he scurries off while Belle looks slightly alarmed.

Belle ties a knot, which Sirona approves of. "That's not a bad Lark's Head. Were you in the Guides?" No, but Belle was in the Brownies. That sounds like the punch line to an obscene joke, but I assure you that it is not. Belle wants to know what the deal is with sex. The deal is that there is no sex. You know when you're done because the time is up. Sirona explains that she's above all that, and anyway she's married. Her husband is a professor. Sirona kicks the man, who has been under the table licking her boots clean. Belle looks embarrassed, but takes a turn at kicking him in the ribs. And Sirona says that she's ready, so it's time to redecorate the pad. Take out the couch, go to the sex shop, miss a call from Ben, go to the special sex shop, buy a lot of leather things, miss another call from Ben, put black plastic over the windows, miss another call, put out some wrought iron candelabras for that medieval feel, and purposely miss a call.

Then some posing in latex, which doesn't go on as long as I was expecting. It seems like she's gone to a lot of effort here, completely redecorating her flat for one client. I wouldn't think that wrought iron candelabras and specialized furniture come cheap. I hope the tax advisor likes it, at least. When the doorbell rings, she instructs him to come in and close the door. Her further instructions are terse: "Clothes off. Wear this. Kneel here." "This" is some sort of thong that looks like it might be latex. When the tax man says "Yes," she grits her teeth and growls "Yes what?" She sounds so angry! It seems to be working, though, because there's a distinct quaver in his voice when he answers "Yes, mistress."