Ben would like to know if Belle is going amateur, and if so, is it just so she can have sex in the Olympics? I like that joke. Anyway, Belle had to get rid of Tim because he was too normal. She claims to love what she does and that Ben owes her a tenner. She's going back to work, providing she can find clients who haven't read that bad review. Ben says that he used to think he knew her, but now realizes that she likes Marmite. She what? Oh, yuck. I'm not just being American here; I've tried that stuff and I'm prepared to say that all spreads ending in "-mite" are weird and gross. Sorry, Australians. I still love you!

At night, Belle is reading a book when she gets a call from her agent, who says "Turns out, one man's shit sandwich really is another man's crème brûlée." Wait, what? I think I may have been making it wrong, then. I was using eggs, cream and sugar. Silly me! Anyway, the agent says that her phone's been ringing off the hook with requests for Belle. She has Martin, a 35-year-old corporate lawyer. Belle does not accept until she threatens to leave the agency if there's a repeat of the previous client. But accept she does, and we learn that her new clients are because she got a great review from... Ben. Not that big a surprise, really. He took the opportunity to tell her future clients to treat her with respect, which is a good idea.

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