Belle panics in the bathroom and tells us that testing her on French was unfair, since she took German and Spanish. When she returns, the Diamond Girls are conferring. Belle tries to take control of the situation, apologizing for her French (in which she called London a small, picturesque town) and says that she's strong, a feminist (name-dropping Simone de Beauvoir), and very, very good at what she does. Anna likes her, and she's in!

On the phone (to Ben's voicemail) Belle burbles that she needs new clothes, another language, and photos. Then it's off to her agent to lay down the law and stomp out. The agent calls her back to the table, though, for last week's take. Then she makes a big show out of giving her a receipt.

Ben takes photos of Belle. She tells us that courtesans show cleavage, but not nipples. Then she demonstrates some poses for making your legs look longer or hiding your tummy. And you can look much classier by going monochrome. Then she's appalled that Ben deletes the photos off his camera, but I think he's just being sensible. Sure, his fiancée shouldn't look on his camera, but what if she borrows it? Better just to skip that entire conversation. Ben tells Belle that he and Vanessa are looking for a house in St. Albans (which is where The Young Poisoner's Handbook is set, if you're ever looking for a great black-humor movie. At least, I thought it was funny.). Belle and Ben reflect on how Ben's going to be an actual married grown-up, while Belle's going to be what Ben calls "an über-whore".