Sex and the City

Carrie comes home

By Alex Richmond | Aired on 02.21.2004

An American Girl In Paris (Part Deux) - Cha cha cha, splashy bus! Lights up on a gorgeous cafe, with a glass ceiling overlooking some impossibly Parisian rue. It's gray and mizzly. Carrie is shown to a table by a tall, beautiful hostess. The dreaded VO begins:...

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6-20 Recap	Carrie comes home An American Girl In Paris (Part Deux) - Carrie leaves Paris for home, her friends, and Big. Big's name is John. Charlotte and Harry adopt a Mandarin baby. Miranda takes in Steve's Maaaa, who has developed Alzheimer's. Sam and Smith become even closer, and she tells him he's meant more to her than any man she's ever known.	02.21.2004	C+	Alex Richmond
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
6-19 Recap	Carrie in Paris, Part the First An American Girl In Paris (Part Une) - In spite of Big's sudden return, Carrie goes to Paris. She less-than-loves it. Big is dispatched by the three girlfriends to go over there to Croissantville and bring her back. Sam gives an inspirational speech at a cancer benefit, in spite of having hot flashes due to early menopause. And Char and Harry resolve to be aggressive, B-E aggressive regarding adoption.	02.14.2004 02.19.2004	B+	Alex Richmond
6-18 Recap	Anvils go thud. It's what they do. Splat! - Alek asks Carrie to come live with him in Paris. She quits her column, and while her friends are tentatively supportive, Miranda bugs out. Carrie walks away from her. Lexi the party girl falls to her death. So, it's the end of an era. Get it?	02.07.2004 02.13.2004	B+	Alex Richmond
6-17 Recap	Big vs. Alek: Alek Wins This Round The Cold War - Charlotte and her new doggie enter and win a dog show, even though the bitch is in heat. Miranda complains a lot, but finally learns to love living in Brooklyn, thanks to tabloids and DSL. Sam wears a series of odd wigs and counters the tabloid rumor that Smith is gay with a home-made sex video. Carrie deletes Big off her answering machine, because she and Aleksandr are growing closer.	01.31.2004 02.05.2004	A	Alex Richmond
6-16 Recap	Shaving All My Hair For You Out Of The Frying Pan - Sam goes through chemo and hair loss. She and Smith shave their heads. Char loses the baby race, but wins the adorable puppy race. Mir contemplates buying a house in Brooklyn, against her "better" (read: Manhattanite/snobbish) judgment. Carrie and Alek get in a fight because he's blunt and she's an idiot.	01.24.2004 01.29.2004	C+	Alex Richmond
6-15 Recap	Miranda's Honey...Whatever Catch-38 - Miranda gets claustrophobic during her honeymoon. Brady Hobbes stays with Carrie 'n' Alek (sitting in a tree!) and Charlotte and Harry. Brady sees the latter duo doing it. Sam gets a second opinion with a new, exclusive oncologist.	01.17.2004 01.22.2004	B	Alex Richmond
6-14 Recap	The One When Samantha Gets Cancer The Ick Factor - Miranda proposes to Steve, he accepts, and they get married in a small, tasteful ceremony. Carrie is romanced 'til she passes out by Aleksandr. Charlotte and Harry get food poisoning. Sam thinks she wants bigger boobs, and a trip to a plastic surgeon reveals a lump in her breast. It's cancer.	01.10.2004 01.15.2004	A	Alex Richmond
6-13 Recap	Let There Be Seven Episodes Left Let There Be Light - Carrie and Aleksandr become LOVAHS. Carrie annoys her girlfriends by repeating the word LOVAH ovah and ovah again. Char mulls volunteering to help the blind. Miranda feels terrible about dumping Robert, and gives him custody of the elevator when Steve moves in with her. And Samantha sneaks off and fucks Richard at a party, where Smith is her date.	01.03.2004 01.08.2004	C+	Alex Richmond
6-12 Recap	One last episode until January One - Carrie goes on a date with Baryshnikov. Miranda finally tells Steve she loves him. Charlotte gets pregnant, but loses the baby, then gets her spirit back. Samantha finds a gray pubic hair and freaks out.	09.13.2003 09.15.2003	B+	Alex Richmond
6-11 Recap	Lub-lub. Lub-lub. The Domino Effect - Big returns, for heart surgery. Carrie is heartbroken over his weakened state. Charlotte leaps into fertility treatment. Sam has issues when Jerry tries to hold her hand on the sidewalk. Steve walks in on Miranda and Blair making love, and we see Blair's naked ass.	09.06.2003 09.10.2003	C+	Alex Richmond
6-10 Recap	Delicious nuts Boy, Interrupted - Carrie's high school boyfriend, played by David Duchovny, is in a mental institution. This makes dating, um, more layered. Mir and Blair Underwood do it. Sam sneaks into a club with a pool. Stanford almost breaks up with Marcus when he learns via Anthony that he was formerly an escort. Char just watches and ejaculates her glee at witnessing it all.	08.23.2003 08.25.2003	B	Alex Richmond
6-9 Recap	Little Non-Darlings and the Bad News Brats A Woman's Right To Shoes (a.k.a. No Shoes, No Service) - Tatum O'Neal guest stars in an episode that questions why single girls like Carrie don't get gifted for their life choices, while ladies who get married and pump out rugrats do. Miranda gets "Jungle Fever" as well as the chicken pox. Charlotte deals with tea bags, both literally and figuratively. Samantha does nothing...even as a child throws pesto at her.	08.16.2003 08.23.2003	B	Gustave
6-8 Recap	Catch me I'm falling! The Catch - Charlotte's wedding is an extreme comedy of errors. Miranda hides under Brady's crib to avoid meeting Debbie. Sam finds she may need Jerry for more things than great sex (zippers and bracelets, mainly). And Carrie gets a trapeze assignment, which becomes a metaphor for her fear of letting go and being caught. Oh, and she has bad sex with the best man, and he ends up hating her.	08.09.2003 08.16.2003	B+	Alex Richmond
6-7 Recap	The Post-It Always Sticks Twice The Post-It Always Sticks Twice - Post the breakup, Carrie and the girls get out and party hard, party hard! Since she's newly single and all. She even gets the girls to try and score weed! So cool.	08.02.2003 08.06.2003	A	Alex Richmond
6-6 Recap	Hop, Skip, And A Week Hop, Skip, And A Week - Carrie and Berger take a break, then break up. Charlotte and Harry get engaged. Miranda feels absentee mother guilt, and gets a talking-to from her superiors. Sam works her PR magic and lands Jerry an Absolut ad.	07.26.2003 08.02.2003	A	Alex Richmond
6-5 Recap	Red Carpet Bingo Lights, Camera, Relationship! - Carrie and Berger go shopping at Prada, then almost break up. Sam helps Jerry get more press for the opening of a play in Brooklyn, in which he appears nude. Charlotte isn't ready to move on from Harry, but then finally does. And Mir helps Steve make cupcakes for Debbie, then has an icing-related breakdown.	07.19.2003 07.22.2003	B	Alex Richmond
6-4 Recap	Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little - Carrie and Berger get closer, then have a huge fight over whether sophisticated women wear scrunchies. He busts on her outfit for revenge. Char makes Harry Shabbat dinner and implodes their relationship at the same time. Mir learns that when guys aren't that into you, they cut dates short with excuses about morning meetings. And Sam has a lot of fantasies enacted with her new boy Jerry, then learns that playing herself isn't the easiest thing in the world.	07.12.2003 07.15.2003	B-	Alex Richmond
6-3 Recap	Be In The Right Now The Perfect Present - Carrie is not confused after having guilt-free phone sex with Big, even though she's dating Berger. What bothers her is Berger's animosity towards his ex, Lauren. Mir finds condoms in Brady's diaper bag (they're Steve's). Char takes a step closer to becoming a Jew by letting go of Christmas. Sam tries to buy her hottie waiter, and finds out he has integrity (NO SALE!) and can call her on her fucking crazy bullshit, too.	07.05.2003 07.08.2003	B-	Alex Richmond
6-2 Recap	Great Sexpectations Great Sexpectations - Char considers getting her Jew on, Mir falls in love with TiVo, Carrie and Berger have tepid sex, and Sam shamelessly throws herself at the hottie of the week. All and all, a boring ep.	06.28.2003 06.29.2003	C-	Alex Richmond
6-1 Recap	To Market, To Market To Market, To Market - Carrie and Berger take baby steps towards their first date; Miranda realizes she's in love with Steve, and tries to tell him; Charlotte gets the idea that she might convert to Judaism for Harry; and Sam fucks a stockbroker who lives in her building. Aidan makes a special appearance, as The Ex Who Moved On And Had A Baby And Is Doing Quite Well, Thank You.	06.21.2003 06.23.2003	A	Alex Richmond
5-8 Recap	Charades I Love A Charade - For the out-with-a-whimper season finale, the crew treks up to the Hamptons for a wedding: Bobby Fine, played by Nathan Lane, to Bitsy, society matron. No one can believe it. Could you? Or would you just want the bitchy people to shut up? Good answer.	09.07.2002 09.08.2002	C-	Alex Richmond
5-7 Recap	Big is back, again, some more The Big Journey - Carrie and Sam take an unsexy train to San Francisco so that Carrie can read from her book and bang Big. Guess which is most boring? Well, it's a tough call.	08.31.2002 09.02.2002	F	Alex Richmond
5-6 Recap	Critical Condition Critical Condition - Carrie's book is reviewed positively by the Times, and her love life reviewed negatively by Aidan's first post-Carrie ex. Mir has baby woes, and Samantha helps her out. No, really. No, really! Char fights Bunny in divorce proceedings, and wins. Woo!	08.24.2002 08.25.2002	B+	Alex Richmond
5-5 Recap	Two of hearts Plus One Is The Loneliest Number - Everyone, even Isaac Mizrahi, has a good time at Carrie's book party. Char and Mir get laid, and Sam has a facial peel which makes her look scary. But the main thing is the debut of Ron Livingston, who's hotter than hell and sweeter than soda. Too bad there's only three episodes left this season!	08.17.2002 08.19.2002	B-	Alex Richmond
5-4 Recap	Big, fat, sloppy eater Cover Girl - Carrie panics over her impending book cover, Mir joins Weight Watchers, Char orders a self-help book from Amazon, and Sam blows some guy from the fake delivery company she uses. Carrie may or may not be judging her for this.	08.10.2002 08.12.2002	C+	Alex Richmond
5-3 Recap	Gam-Bling Luck Be An Old Lady - The girls head off to Atlantic City, NJ, for some gambling, some bling-bling, and some thinking. Richard gets cut loose, and by default, the four friends grow closer.	08.03.2002 08.04.2002	C-	Alex Richmond
5-2 Recap	Hope and the City Unoriginal Sin - Mir arranges the most non-religious baptism the Catholic church can provide. Sam takes Richard back (and takes his gift of a non-engagement ring), while Charlotte performs her affirmations as best she can. Carrie gets a sweet book deal, and walks the line between hardboiled cynic and ever-hopeful optimist.	07.27.2002 07.28.2002	B	Alex Richmond
5-1 Recap	Fleet's in! Anchors Away - It's Fleet Week in post 9/11 NYC -- but put aside all the patriotic signs of the day. This week, the gals struggle with their new identities -- Miranda as the clueless but capable mom, Sam as the jilted and heartbroken lonely one who checks her phone messages obsessively, Carrie as the single girl and with two great loves behind her, and Charlotte as wanton sex goddess. Seriously!	07.20.2002 07.21.2002	B	Alex Richmond
4-18 Recap	I Heart NY I Heart NY - Big leaves town; Carrie tries to get with him one last time, and is thwarted by the arrival of Miranda's baby boy. Sam's paranoia leads her to don a wig and try to catch Richard cheating. She is successful. Charlotte docents her way into a bad date.	02.09.2002 02.10.2002	B-	Alex Richmond
4-17 Recap	A Vogue Idea A Vogue Idea - Carrie has a mortgage, which means a job. Sort of. She goes head-to-head with Candice Bergen at Vogue. Mir has baby anxiety, and Charlotte plans Miranda's baby shower, but not without a little emotion of her own. Samantha gives Richard a three-way for his birthday.	02.02.2002 02.03.2002	B-	Alex Richmond
4-16 Recap	Ring A Ding Ding Ring A Ding Ding - Carrie has to buy her apartment back from Aidan, but fast. Miranda is more pregnant, and gassy. Charlotte gets a little Stepford Wives-y, wandering around her apartment in a daze and half-heartedly seeking employment. Sam confronts Richard via his personal shopper.	01.26.2002 01.28.2002	C+	Alex Richmond
4-15 Recap	Change Of A Dress Change Of A Dress - Carrie tries on a wedding dress and realizes she isn't ready to get married. Aidan takes it in stride and strides right out the door. Yay! But my happiness does not reflect the general histrionics and lots of yelling in this episode.	01.19.2002 01.20.2002	C-	Alex Richmond
4-14 Recap	Go out, stay in, who cares? All That Glitters - Should Carrie stay home with her man? Would it be torture to skip the strobe lights of yet another fabulous place to get some snuggling in? This is a problem? And Trey, get out already. No one will miss you. Also, Miranda gets outed as being pregnant.	01.12.2002 01.13.2002	D+	Alex Richmond
4-13 Recap	They fight! And fight! And fight and fight and fight! The Good Fight - The Committed Relationship Shooooow! With lots of fighting. And a lot of sex. And a little dick. I mean, full frontal male nudity. Which is good! Now give us more.	01.05.2002 01.06.2002	B	Alex Richmond
4-12 Recap	The Rock Just Say Yes - CIM proposes to Carrie, but she just wants to live together, Miranda tells Steve about the baby, and Samantha sleeps with her client. Trey and Charlotte are still boring.	08.11.2001 08.14.2001	C-	Nicole
4-11 Recap	And baby makes five Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda - Miranda is pregnant and Steve is the father, so Miranda wants to get an abortion and not let Steve know about any of it. Charlotte is upset about it, and Carrie tries to give Miranda support while lying nonstop to CIM. Samantha acts like a fool for a pocketbook.	08.04.2001 08.07.2001	B-	Nicole
4-10 Recap	Great balls of fire! Belles Of The Balls - Steve wants a testicle implant, and CIM and Big become friends. Oh, yeah, and Samantha and Charlotte were around too.	07.28.2001 08.02.2001	C	Nicole
4-9 Recap	Yee-haw! Sex And The Country - CIM makes Carrie go to the non-country to stay at his cabin, Miranda helps Steve with his testicular cancer, Charlotte ovulates, and Samantha doesn't know what she is doing next weekend. Nicole plans on visiting Suffern's brewery again soon.	07.21.2001 07.26.2001	D+	Nicole
4-8 Recap	R.I.P. My Motherboard, My Self - Miranda's mother dies. Of course, the death of Carrie's computer is more important.	07.14.2001 07.17.2001	B	Nicole
4-7 Recap	Oh, forget it! Time And Punishment - Carrie wonders if CIM can forgive if he can't forget, Samantha can't forget to get a bikini wax, Miranda can't forget the pain she felt when she threw out her neck, and Charlotte wants to forget that she loves her job.	07.07.2001 07.11.2001	C	Nicole
4-6 Recap	Baby, Talk Is Cheap Baby, Talk Is Cheap - In a fit of technological savviness that vaults her into the nineties, Carrie emails Aidan to explain that she misses him; later, when he rejects her, Carrie whines until she gets her way. Charlotte and Trey decide they want kids, even though their parent-friends are miserable; Miranda gets her salad tossed by her Marathon Man; Samantha puts fakey-wakey nipple-wipples on her titty-witties, but isn't turned on by the baby-talking Harvard grad she fucky-wuckies afterward.	06.30.2001 07.02.2001	C+	Heathen
4-5 Recap	Boo! Ghost Town - Watch out! The ghosts are going to get you! The ghosts of past relationships, that is. Whatever.	06.23.2001 06.28.2001	C	Nicole
4-4 Recap	You learn something new every day! What's Sex Got To Do With It? - Samantha learns the ways of lesbian love, Carrie learns to appreciate jazz, Miranda learns that there is no substitute for sex, and Charlotte learns that her marriage isn't all about Trey's penis. Nicole learns about a great Belgian raspberry beer.	06.16.2001 06.21.2001	C+	Nicole
4-3 Recap	Cat Scat Fever Defining Moments - Carrie dates a jazz musician, and Big gets jealous. Miranda dates an open-door bathroom user. Charlotte gets it on with Trey in public places. Samantha starts a lesbian affair. Nicole gets to know a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice.	06.09.2001 06.16.2001	D+	Nicole
4-2 Recap	A Model Friend The Real Me - Carrie does a benefit fashion show and everyone has to tell her how beautiful she is. For a minute Nicole thought she was watching a rerun of Beverly Hills 90210.	06.02.2001 06.08.2001	B+	Nicole
4-1 Recap	It sucks to be single! The Agony And The Extacy - Welcome back! Did you miss the girls? They missed you! We find out what has happened over the past months between Big and Carrie and Charlotte and Trey, Miranda bitches some more about being single, and Samantha has the hots for a priest. Nicole tries a Chardonnay from Chile.	06.02.2001 06.05.2001	A	Nicole
3-18 Recap	So long, farewell... Cock-A-Doodle-Do! - No more Sex until next year! The season finale gives closure to Miranda & Steve and Carrie & Big, but only makes things complicated for Charlotte & Kyle. Samantha gets to know her neighbors. Nicole gets to know the local winery's Chardonnay.	10.14.2000 10.17.2000	C+	Nicole
3-17 Recap	Payback's a Bitch! What Goes Around Comes Around - The girls find their relationship karma all in a funk as Miranda drinks her way out of a good relationship, Samantha screws her way into an obsessive relationship, and Charlotte kisses her way into a life as a MacDougal woman. Carrie gets what has been coming to her for a long time.	10.07.2000 10.15.2000	C+	Nicole
3-16 Recap	With friends like these, who needs frenemies? Frenemies - Charlotte and Samantha try to hang out with different women and realize how similar they are to each other, Carrie decides she wants to share her secrets to getting loser boyfriends, and Miranda decides she only likes men who are alive.	09.30.2000 10.03.2000	B-	Nicole
3-15 Recap	Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll! Hot Child In The City - Charlotte recalls a time when she didn't want to have sex, Miranda recalls a time when she was a nerd with braces, Carrie recalls a time when she listened to music on vinyl, and Samantha remembers a time when she was innocent. Can Samantha remember that far back? I thought women her age start to lose their memories...	09.23.2000 09.26.2000	C+	Nicole
3-14 Recap	CUAO goes AWOL Sex And Another City - Charlotte breaks all the Rules by abandoning her post as "Creature Unlike Any Other" for her impotent, aloof husband so she can join her girlfriends out west for a vacation. Then Trey tracks the Fab Four down, and they're forced to take a suicidal drive off the edge of the Grand Canyon in Carrie's rented vintage Mustang convertible. I wish! Actually, the episode was pretty unexciting and lame.	09.16.2000 09.22.2000	C-	Owen
3-13 Recap	Gag me with a dildo-shaped spoon! Escape From New York - Charlotte stays in New York to work on her non-existent sex life with the man she promised to live the rest of her life with while Carrie, Miranda, and Samantha go wild in L.A. Carrie is forced to figure out why her relationships are so screwed up, Miranda wants to learn how to show off her sexuality, and Samantha meets a dildo model. Nicole meets a bottle of champagne she can't say no to.	09.09.2000 09.14.2000	C+	Nicole
3-12 Recap	Don't Ask, Don't Tell Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Miranda, looking pretty foxy in a sapphire blue strappy cocktail dress although her hair is back to flaming red and the cut is a bit too Carol Brady for my taste, ignores CIM's interruption and brags that she got a date by using this flight attendant ruse.	08.26.2000 08.26.2000	C	Owen
3-11 Recap	Running With Scissors Running With Scissors - Carrie tells us, "Our affair, like our hotels, had gone from elegant with crystal to seedy with plastic cups." So it went from Big's level to Carrie's level?	08.19.2000 08.19.2000	C+	Nicole
3-10 Recap	All Or Nothing All Or Nothing - "You see us, Manhattan? WE HAVE IT ALL!"	08.12.2000 08.12.2000	C+	Owen
3-9 Recap	Easy Come, Easy Go Easy Come, Easy Go - Carrie and CIM are moving a desk into a booth, and Carrie is wearing a see-through thin white blouse with ruffles around the buttons and collar, and hot pink bra. That's a perfect outfit to be moving furniture in, don't you think?	08.05.2000 08.05.2000	C+	Nicole
3-8 Recap	The Big Time The Big Time - The tuba on the soundtrack bleats, and I guess we're supposed to think some cruel plot is afoot to keep Carrie away from her fine unwashables, and we're not supposed to come to the conclusion that Carrie needs to stop being a whiny princess and start showing up at the dry cleaners during their normal business hours.	07.29.2000 07.29.2000	C+	Owen
3-7 Recap	Drama Queens Drama Queens - "I realized it. For the first time in my life I was in a relationship where absolutely nothing was wrong." Um, Carrie, you are forgetting the part about you having to give up a lifestyle you have had for some time, and that no one has ever made you give up before. That may be a little wrong. Or the fact that he has a dog that wanted to have sex with you before he did.	07.22.2000 07.22.2000	C+	Nicole
3-6 Recap	Are We Sluts? Are We Sluts? - Carrie voice-overs that she's waited for CIM long enough. She asks CIM to "sleep over." He blows her off with an excuse about getting up early the next morning, and departs.	07.15.2000 07.15.2000	C+	Owen
3-5 Recap	No Ifs, Ands Or Butts No Ifs, Ands Or Butts - Carrie VOs that "his name was Aiden Shaw. He was warm, masculine, and classic American. Just like his furniture." Yeah, if by "warm, masculine, and classic American" she means "not dead, doesn't look like a woman, and looks like he hasn't left the early 1990s Seattle grunge scene," then she has his description dead on.	07.08.2000 07.08.2000	C+	Nicole
3-4 Recap	Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl - Um, shut up, Carrie! You want eccentricity, visit any one-stoplight rural Southern town. You want cynicism, check out the MBTV writers' employee forum.	06.24.2000 06.24.2000	C+	Owen
3-3 Recap	Attack Of The Five Foot Ten Woman Attack Of The Five Foot Ten Woman - The other girls are just as appalled that a woman would want to leave the workplace, and Miranda tells them, "It's so retro! Okay, I've got a big rock on my finger, now I can stop pretending to care about my career!" Hey, retro is in -- just look at Carrie's clothes!	06.17.2000 06.17.2000	B-	Nicole
3-2 Recap	Politically Erect Politically Erect - I think Carrie's gotten the First Lady look confused with the later Jackie O period, and the only spinning going on is Jackie whirling around in her grave so fast that if we added sugar everyone could have cotton candy.	06.10.2000 06.10.2000	B-	Owen
3-1 Recap	Where There's Smoke Where There's Smoke - The girls are on a ferry on their way to Staten Island. The voiceover tells us that Carrie has been asked to judge a FDNY calendar competition, and since she can't go anywhere without her girlfriends and it is a place where they haven't slept with half the male population, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha come along.	06.03.2000 06.03.2000	B	Nicole
2-6 Recap	The Cheating Curve The Cheating Curve - A theoretical examination of What Cheating Is forces Carrie to out the fact that she and Big are doing it again. Charlotte flirts with lesbianism. Miranda dates a porn addict. Sam shtups her trainer, who likes to shave...other people.	07.10.1999 07.14.1999	C+	Alex Richmond
2-5 Recap	Mack on yer dead! Four Women And A Funeral - Char dates a grieving widower; Samantha canoodles with a socialite's husband and pays a price; Miranda buys her own apartment, without a man -- who needs one? And Carrie and Big get reacquainted, which is secret code for "bump uglies." All under the pall of a funeral.	07.03.1999 07.07.1999	C+	Alex Richmond
2-4 Recap	Single and loving it (not) They Shoot Single People, Don't They? - Carrie is asked to be on the cover of New York magazine, and they turn it all around on her so she looks haggish instead of heavenly. This makes her sooo mad! So she runs out and drinks a lot and decides to bang some guy. Then she gets a reality check. Or something.	06.26.1999 06.30.1999	C+	Alex Richmond
2-3 Recap	Get your freak on The Freak Show - Carrie wonders if all men are really freaks. Charlotte gets some of the best oral sex in her life. Sam gets fat sucked out of her ass and into her face. Mir hates men again, some more.	06.19.1999 06.20.1999	B	Alex Richmond
2-2 Recap	Don't say it! The Awful Truth - Carrie learns the hard way what happens when you tell your girlfriends what you really think. Heartbreak! Resentment! Miranda learns to talk dirty, and Charlotte gets a dog, but learns that dogs may be more work than men.	06.12.1999 06.16.1999	B	Alex Richmond
2-1 Recap	Take Me Out To The Ballgame Take Me Out To The Ballgame - Carrie rebounds with a new Yankee; Miranda has jealousy/break-up issues; Charlotte dates a guy that plays with his nuts all the livelong day; and Samantha don't want no short-dick man.	06.05.1999 06.09.1999	B-	Alex Richmond
1-3 Recap	Can't we all just get along? Bay Of Married Pigs - Why is it that married women hate single women? Why do single women hate married women? Carrie tries to figure it all out.	06.20.1998 06.24.1998	B-	Nicole
1-2 Recap	Models And Mortals Models And Mortals - Carrie seems to be harshing on the modelizers because they're reducing women to sexual objects, but her specific beef with the guys seems to be that they're not sexually objectifying women like her and Miranda. You've come a short way, baby.	06.04.1998 06.05.1998	B	Owen
1-1 Recap	Sex And The City Sex And The City - Sarah Jessica Parker, in garish make-up and a tutu, wanders around on the sidewalk, looking very much like a bag lady searching for her lost shopping cart.	06.04.1998 06.04.1998	B	Owen