Samantha enjoys a pedicure with rose petals in the water. Lovely! She's wearing a pink wide-lapel suit and a strawberry blonde bobbed wiglet. She overhears two PR wags, X and Y, blabbing about Smith's appearance in Tattle Tale. Can X believe Smith is gay? Y says, "No one that good looking is EVER straight." But X thought he was dating Samantha Jones? Y says, "All this time I thought she had the best sex life in Manhattan, and it turns out she's just a fag hag." Sam gasps. This is TOO MUCH!
Boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom. DOG SHOW! Boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom. DOG SHOW!
Yes, we have dog show. It's so fucking adorable. Stanny and the girls (minus Charlotte) sit in the stands and look at all the adorable doggies. Ohh! So cute! Stanny grumbles at being outed in Tattle Tale, and at being called an "older gentleman." He whines, "How did they know I was gay?" Reaction shot amundo. Sam (in a long blonde wig) grumbles about being called a fag hag: "There goes years and years of fucking everything in Manhattan." Mir reminds her not to sweat the small stuff. Samantha squeals, "I can't have cancer and be a fag hag!" Carrie invites Sam out for drinks with the Russian, and Stanny says he's in for that too. Carrie negs his coattailing; it's just the girls this time. Poor Stanny! He whines, "What am I, your older unidentified gay friend?" Aww.
Backstage, Anthony helps Charlotte blow out ET's lustrous hair. Char thinks that ET has a shot at winning this thing! She's wearing a tennis sweater, which doesn't seem that appropriate for a dog show. I mean, neither are sequins, but I've seen those. Tweed, Char, tweed! Anthony bitches that with "all these little faggy dogs here, you'd think there'd at least be one big muscle circuit gay here. Nothing. Just thick-legged ladies and tweedy old queens." Wow, does he have the dog show set pegged. And I'm just a casual observer. But there certainly are a lot of thankles at the dog show. I've seen better legs on pianos. Char spritzes the air, and then Anthony asks if she cut herself with a scissors. "There's little drops of blood everywhere." Oh, no. Elizabeth Taylor got her dog period! She's in heat! Carrie comes up and asks how things are going. She gets two sad faces, and then Anthony blurts out, "Aunt Flo's in doggie-town! Show's over!" Ha! Char says that ET can still compete, and that Charlotte herself won a junior gymnastics competition when she was on her period. Anthony says, "It's a DOG. What are you gonna do, run around looking for a teeny tiny tampon?" I LOVE that he said "teeny tiny." LOVE IT. Carrie laughs, then apologizes, and then laughs some more.
Carrie returns to her friends, and says, "Trouble!" Mir says she thought ET looked bloated. Stanny adds, "And she was so bitchy earlier." Hee. And here come the toy dogs! Char's wearing a kilt, that tennis sweater, and off-white suede boots. Very cute outfit, but I don't think it's right for a dog show. It's kicky, casual, and cute, but not right for the event. And ET is so cute!