Samantha gets a bunch of messages on her answering machine for a Sam Jones, and people are talking about getting ready for a big party. The phone rings and she answers it, and the guy on the other end asks for Sam Jones. Samantha tells him that she is Sam Jones. Since when has she gone by Sam Jones? Whatever! She asks where the party is.
Carrie tells us that Miranda had a date with the detective the next evening. Miranda is running around her bedroom in a bra and some sort of lacy slip. She calls Carrie and tells her that her date has been in her apartment for twenty minutes and she can't figure out what to wear. How rude! If I went to pick up someone for a date and that person wasn't even dressed, unless there was some legit reason why the person in question wasn't dressed I would leave and tell them to call me when they figure out how to tell time. Carrie, who is wearing some bizarre floral print overall shorts with a striped shirt that is too big in the arms, tells her to wear the first outfit that comes to mind. Miranda tells her she doesn't have a good enough outfit since she thinks that her date is too good-looking for her. Hey, the guy is good-looking, but not that good-looking. I don't know where Miranda is getting such low self-esteem lately. Oh, that's right. From the idiotic writers. Carrie tells her that after all the years of dating freaks, she is finally getting what she deserves. Miranda pulls the falsies out of her bra and thanks Carrie for her help.
Carrie walks around her room and asks us, if someone has a string of bad dates, is she due to have a good date, and if someone hurts someone in a relationship, will that person get hurt in the future? As she throws away her empty Manolo Blahnik shoe box she asks, "Does everything that goes around really come around?...Is there such a thing as Relationship Karma?"
Carrie then tells us that she went with Samantha to the infamous Sam Jones party. They are walking down the street looking for the address Samantha had, and Carrie is complaining that they are going to complete stranger's party, and is afraid that someone is going to jump out and steal her bra. I guess that's why she isn't wearing one; she's wearing this strapless dress that isn't exactly cut to have support underneath. And Mothra is attacking her again, but this time it's attacking her stomach. Samantha thinks there is some cosmic purpose for going to this party, since they both have the same names. Carrie asks if there was a cosmic purpose for meeting up with Natasha at the restaurant, and for some reason, this prompts Samantha to tell Carrie that she heard that Natasha left Big and is back to working at Ralph Lauren. Carrie is shocked and can't believe she is responsible for breaking up their marriage. What did you think sleeping with a married man would do to his marriage? Make it stronger? Next thing you know, Carrie is going to start believing old pre-teen tales about sex - "You mean you CAN get pregnant if you have sex standing up? But it is still true that you can't get pregnant if you're wearing heels, right?" They find the address they were looking for, and it is a college dorm.
The two of them go to the party, and Samantha finds Sam Jones. He is a scrawny southern boy. Oh, wait, he is from Texas. That is what the closed captioning tells me: when he talks, it says "[in Texas accent]". Samantha tells him she has been getting "all [his] fucking calls." And he tells her, in a Texas accent, "Well if you're getting all my fucking calls, I guess that explains why I'm still a virgin!" Samantha looks shocked. It has been so long since she has seen a virgin that she can't believe her eyes.