Kev is finding it hard to concentrate on the constant sex he and Veronica are always having, because once again the Gallaghers are trooping through -- first Debbie, then Carl, toothbrushes and towels in hand -- so Veronica blows him to shut him up, kicking the door closed with one elegant pointed foot. This would be when I started my weekly wondering about why somebody as fantastic as Veronica would ever care about Kev, who mostly seems to be a penis that bitches incessantly. But as they say, if you thought about the reasons people are with other people you'd eventually want to kill yourself.

"Fluffy fluffy floo-floo!" shouts Sheila, dropping Frank's eggs in front of him and ganking away a plate of kolaches so Eddie can't have any. Needless to say, she does this with a ferally frumpy face, the same way she does everything. Seems Eddie's lawyer told him he can't live somewhere and still support Sheila's household, what with her insanity and her two dependents.

Karen tells him to go live with his brother Ray and get the hell out of the house, but as it happens Ray's got gangrene. "You ever smell a rotting foot?" he asks, and Karen basically flips him off. When he asks for a refill on his drink, though, she loses it: "Did you lose your fucking legs?" He stomps around, never comfortable with the whole joke where he is a father, and goes off on a rant about how she has the disease of the teenage mind and that once you've "tasted penii," you become "just crazy."

Karen's offended and Sheila makes one nutty fucking face that time, but the second nobody's looking she starts fellating her cereal spoon. Frank tries to smile at her at first -- I'm the nice one, pick me, keep me -- but then comes the boner and the weird feelings. And it didn't occur to me until now -- which I think speaks highly of my personal character -- but I wonder how much Frank's actually getting off? He apparently doesn't enjoy getting it from Sheila, which is sad for him -- I mean, even Kev enjoys it in the rear -- but I wonder if that's a two-way street. Seems like on this show, Sheila would not be interested in, like, actual sex.