Anyway. Don't let anybody near you with a giant dildo unless you've done your homework; don't kidnap people's dads unless they're prepared to enter Alanon for their coda issues; don't do your personal activities on the internet, it's not a firm business model; and don't turn down hot cops when they ask you to a Christian Sports banquet. Especially the last one. Take it from one who knows.

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