Shear Genius

Who Will Prove to be Shear Genius? - We've reached the end of the road, my darlings! Welcome to the final challenge, where our stylists are vying to be the shearest, geniusest one of all. Brig, Matthew and Janine file in, not to the salon, but to...

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Shear Genius: Who Will Win, Who Should Win?

Shear Genius: Who Will Win, Who Should Win?

It is cut or be cut, and we've got our scissors sharpened.

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3-10
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Hair is Important

Who Will Prove to be Shear Genius? - But whose hair is the most important? I'll give you a hint: I fell off the sofa when the result was announced and was protected from any head trauma by my own thick mane. Well what do you know -- hair IS important!

04.07.2010 B

Lauren S

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3-9
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Signature Style

Bring It On, Bitches - One thing you can say about Brig -- like her or not, you can definitely choose which models are hers in a lineup. It serves her unfortunately well when they remaining stylists have to show off their signature styles.

03.31.2010
04.01.2010
B

Lauren S

3-8
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Blowing Up

The Higher the Hair, the Closer to God - Just when you thought Janine and Matthew couldn't get more smug and Brig couldn't get more annoying, everyone manages to outdo themselves spectacularly.

03.24.2010
03.25.2010
C-

Lauren S

3-7
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Dueling Dianas

Hotter Than A Gay Bar On Fire - Two of the five remaining contestants decide to use Diana Ross as inspiration, and the results are awesome and awesomely bad. We now know what Diana would look like when she washes her face before she goes to bed.

03.17.2010
03.18.2010
B

Lauren S

3-6
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Role Playing

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Annoying - Brig is annoying, April is defensive. So basically, it's business as usual as the remaining six style actresses for their new headshots.

03.10.2010
03.11.2010
B

Lauren S

3-5
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Calendar Girls

For the First Time I'm Scared To Death - The stylists all show different degrees of knowledge about what 1940's hair should actually look like as they style military wives as pin-up girls to send messages to their deployed husbands.

03.03.2010
03.04.2010
C

Lauren S

3-4
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Keep Buggering On

I'm Borderline Pissed Off About That Hair - Adee finally sees some consequences for talking a good game and then totally not backing it up whatsoever.

02.24.2010
02.25.2010
B

Lauren S

3-3
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Love Is In The Air

The Spiral of My Emotion - The stylists work in teams to style the hair for a romance novel cover, and certain folks seem to not understand the concept of actually doing what was asked. Does it matter, though, if the judges still keep you around anyway?

02.17.2010
02.18.2010
B-

Lauren S

3-2
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Good Enough to Eat

I'm Totally Stealing Your Model - The stylists all create hairdos inspired by food, and leave one recapper very hungry and with a desire to truck all the way across town to have dinner at Dakota.

02.10.2010
02.11.2010
B

Lauren S

3-1
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Nip Slips

A Risqué Runway - We meet all this season's stylists, and they have to work to protect their models' modesty with an awesome hairdo for a bikini runway show. As always, some rock it out while others slip up.

02.03.2010
02.04.2010
B

Lauren S

2-10
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The Shearest Genius of Them All

The Final Cut - After each of the stylists has to style four models in just three hours, the Shear Genius Season 2 crown is set upon one spiky-haired, blonde-streaked head.

08.27.2008
08.28.2008
B

Lauren S

2-9
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Seasons of Zzzzz

Seeing Double - Nicole is a very lucky girl -- she earns immunity that sends her to the finale, when she would have surely been going home for having the most boring of four so-so hairdos in this week's photo shoot challenge.

08.20.2008
08.21.2008
B

Lauren S

2-8
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A Family Affair

Surprise! - The stylists get a surprise visit from their beloved family members, but then have to watch (some in horror) as the challenge is to cut and style someone else's loved one.

08.13.2008
08.14.2008
B+

Lauren S

2-7
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Doggy Style

Every Dog Has His Day - What does styling a dog have to do with styling a human? Not much -- but who cares if it finally gets Nekisa sent home?

08.06.2008
08.07.2008
B-

Lauren S

2-6
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Hair From Hell

Hair From Heaven - Given an awesome, fun, Charlie's Angels themed challenge, every single one of the stylists serves up a disappointing hairdo. Everyone except, well, Charlie, who gets to lord over everyone this week.

07.30.2008
07.31.2008
C-

Lauren S

2-5
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You Better Cry and Cut

It Looks Like a Helmet - Zulema would be so proud! Nicole and Paulo cry-and-cut their way to the winner's circle as the contestants style wigs for women with alopecia. Come to think of it, Stan Sitwell would be proud too.

07.23.2008
07.24.2008
B+

Joe R

2-4
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The Red Menace

Do It Yourself - Meredith gets a double dose of copper hair this week, which ends up doing her in. Charlie regresses to reality-TV caricature, and Glenn proposes a boob-for-victory exchange

07.16.2008
07.17.2008
B

Joe R

2-3
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Carpet, Meet Drapes

Red Carpet Worthy? - Charlie proves that he can still kick everyone's ass even when he's got immunity and is wearing a dead bird on his chest.

07.09.2008
07.10.2008
B+

Lauren S

2-2
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Orange You Glad I Didn't Actually Want a Haircut?

The Best Oranges in the County - This week's clients, The Real Housewives of Orange County and their daughters, didn't seem to really get the point of the show, and basically refused to let much of anything be done to their precious fried blonde locks.

07.02.2008
07.03.2008
B

Lauren S

2-1
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

In the Dark - That's the first and last time we'll use that gag all season, so savor it. This episode is also the first and last time a man named Oshun will cut someone's hair to look like Lucy Van Pelt.

06.25.2008
06.26.2008
B

Lauren S

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