Shear Genius

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Hair is Important

Matthew's girls are out next. His first model is very similar to Janine's, actually -- her hair is all slicked back on the top and sides and then explodes into frizzy, cherry red curls. The next one is really cool -- it's a mohawk made of about six ponytails, each bound with a few inches of what I think is wire and leather before the hair sprouts out, and then there are zippers laid over her head in between each of the little ponies.[It's like a bondage version of the Sanjaya. - Z] The next model looks similar to the first, but the top of her hair is pulled back in cornrows with leather in between each braid and then it's been made kind of into dreadlocks. Then comes one of his skullcap models -- unfortunately, you can totally see the edge of the cap on her forehead. She's got a short, angled bob that follows the line of her chin, and then a frizzy ponytail sprouting up top. The next model's cap is hidden much better, and she's got long, wavy blonde hair on either side with a tiny black fringe on her forehead that's like a Hitler moustache and then a frizzy black ponytail up top and a zipper in back. His last model has a crazy giant frizzy mohawk with extensions that go almost to the floor, and zippers from her ear to the mohawk.

Last up are Janine's models. The first has straight hair on top going into the tiny frizzy curls but is a bit longer on one side than the other which gives the illusion that it's swept to one side. There was also something that looked like an extra long piece of straight hair hanging out on one side, but as I never saw it again I'm going to just guess it was something on the clothes and move on. The next three models have very similar 'dos with the chains stapled in the back. These are all a bit longer and are uniform length on each side. She then has a model with a ponytail in back that's bound with black and silver hardware so it sticks straight out, while her last model has the same type of thing but it sticks straight up and is folded over at the top to make a little fountain. The ends of her hair are coming out the base of the ponytail to create bangs, which are a bit frizzy like the first styles. And that's the show!

Shear Genius

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