David and Keith are getting ready to go, and Keith asks if they should call Mary, their surrogate mother. David says they don't want to pressure her. "Pressure her?" says Keith. "We just inseminated her." "You inseminated her," David points out. "Well, not me personally," Keith clarifies. Yes, we understand that Keith didn't actually have sex with Mary. I hope that anybody old enough to watch this show is clear on the procedure. Anyway, the real reason Keith is stressing about Mary is because he wants an excuse not to go to the adoption agency picnic they're getting dressed for as we speak. David points out that they're kind of obligated, since Mrs. Pasqueasel did them the favor of getting them access in the first place. Wise move there, appealing to Keith's sense of workplace politics. Keith's still reticent, comparing the event to "going to look at puppies." David says they don't know if Mary is pregnant, or if she's going to get that way. And he reminds us all about their agreement to "keep moving on both prongs of the two-pronged approach until one of the prongs pays off." They stand up and examine their reflections in the full-length mirror. "You know what we look like?" Keith says. A couple of prongs? "Homos," is David's answer. They both laugh. I like mine better.









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