Because he is now an instantly transformed family man (which means he's in for it), Roam tells Sydney from Melrose that he can't meet with the mayor for his possible endorsement because he promised to go home and play basketball with his son. In other news, Adam has traded in his parents for immature dolts who like long walks on the beach and absolute fucking career suicide.
The Velocity Of Darlene Smith (Not Her Real Name) sits in PornDaddy's office. She tells him that she's given the whole "porn lasts forever" congressional filibuster from last week some serious thought, but that she still wants someone to make her oven hot for a living. Poor Ron Silver looks like he's on the verge of mad sleep. But he's talented enough to make it look like forgetting Darlene's name is a character choice, rather than breaking and yelling "line!," which is what it seems like he wants to do. So PornDaddy instructs the again-present Johnny Wong to take Darlene down to the set the next day, and then she can decide whether she really wants the job after that. Dude. Rent Boogie Nights. It's a totally accurate portrayal of the ins and outs (as it were) of the industry. And you'll never get "Sister Christian" out of your head again!