Goldman and Another Character Best Described Just As Someone's Wife lie in the dark, Ron explaining that crazy Roam crazily thought his crazy son was in their house. Crazy! Or...IS IT?
Inside Jew-liet's bedroom, Adam runs around madly, looking for his pants and other discarded items of non-coital importance. Jew-liet repeatedly yell-whispers for him to hurry, which, I'm just saying, doesn't make that much sense. Adam would know that his father would be looking for him, and we all know that wherever they were, they'd be together. The phone call doesn't up the dramatic ante in any way but a now-we-get-to- watch-him-run-around- in-his-skivvies kind of way. So, really, why am I complaining?
Goldman -- already falling back into that nonsensical no-don't-be-silly- I'm-totally-awake sleep borderland -- tells Wife Goldman that Jew-liet has "more sense" than to sneak someone into her bedroom. Skin's second episode: filmed entirely in crystal clear IronyCam! Wife Goldman alludes to activities she partook in "when we were her age," because not only is Larry Goldman a dedicated family man but apparently he also married his high-school sweetheart because he's a virtuous and godlike porn magnate with a heart of his-last-name and WE GET IT. Wife Goldman adds that Jew-liet is sixteen years old and "thinks she's in love." This gets Goldman out of bed, but he expresses the belief, "I think Roam is obsessed with everybody's sex life because he doesn't have one himself." Or because he don't dig on no kiddie porn. To each his own, PornDaddy.
Adam can't find his other shoe.
PornDaddy walks down the hall to Jew-liet's room.
Adam still can't find his other shoe. Jew-liet finds that strangely hilarious. Adam and Jew-liet hear a rustling noise down the hall of PornDaddy approaching. Adam makes for under the bed and Jew-liet hastily turns off the light. I'm just saying that if PornDaddy is close enough to the door that they can hear him coming, then PornDaddy is close enough to the door to see a light go off in the room. But no matter: PornDaddy is none the wiser, knocking on the door and entering Jew-liet's room. She feigns to have been woken up, and PornDaddy isn't confused, because people go to sleep wearing full makeup on the Fox Network all the time. He vamps his way into the closet, telling her that it's probably bigger than the apartment he grew up in. Muh-huh. And that's the way it was and we liked it. He peers in the closet and behind the closet door, Jew-liet finally asking him if he's looking for something. Hey, babe, you've already gotten this far, I wouldn't start taunting him just yet.