Smallville

Let's Put on a Show!

Absolute Justice - Smallville decides to make a movie. Skyman, Sandman, Hawkman, Stargirl, and Dr. Fate play guest roles as the disbanded Justice Society of America. Then a villainous boy named Icicle and Amanda "The Wall" Waller show up to make sure not all of them make it to the end credits.

Ready... Aim... Misfire!

Disciple - Oliver's old mentor shows up to shoot arrows at all the women in his life for reasons that are hilariously preposterous, even by Smallville standards.

Red Dawn

Pandora - Welcome to the future! The sun is red, Zod and his men have taken over the Earth, humans are prisoners, and Clark is powerless. Except in the sack.

Meet the Blunder Twins

Idol - The Wonder Twins decide to help the Blur by pitching in with the heroics and crediting him with the saves. They make a mess of everything by vandalizing property and hurting people. This is different from Clark's usual M.O… how?

A Backstory With a View

Kandor - This week, we find out that Zod and Jor-El were once great friends. Then they had a bitter breakup, the fallout of which has now spanned galaxies. Also, Clark is sort of a careless dolt, but that's nothing new.

Kneel Before Tess

Crossfire - This week's DC guest character is Speedy. There's a plot about Oliver rescuing her from a life of prostitution, and another plot about Lois and Clark becoming TV show hosts, but the most important thing that happens is Zod finding out just how kickass Tess really is.

Rube Goldberg's Deus Ex Machina

Roulette - Like last week, Oliver is forced to play a "game" by a guest DC Comics character. Unlike last week, this game is revealed to be insanely and needlessly complicated.

Clark Kant Reed So Gud

Echo - When the Toyman returns to exact his revenge on Oliver, Clark finds himself endowed with a fleeting ability to read minds. Too bad he turns out to be functionally illiterate.

Resident Weasel

Rabid - Mild-mannered cityfolk start turning into snarling, spitting zombies. Is it because of an alien virus or have eight years of this show finally taken their toll?

How Could You Be So Heartless?

Metallo - John Corben left his heart in Metropolis, but picks up a new gig as a villain in his quest to kill the Blur.

Spoiler discussion: "They're gonna WHAT?!"

Smallville in the Media

Smallville Fan Fiction Recommendations

The Chlois discussion thread: Which anvils do you believe?

ACTOR: Michael Rosenbaum

ACTOR: Tom Welling

The Smallville Bottomless, Deep Bitterness Society

Lines that will never be said on Smallville

Chloe Sullivan: Deus Ex Machina With a Blonde 'Do

Homoeroticism, Yay!