Smallville

So Long, and Thanks for All the Super

By Kim | Aired on 05.14.2011

Finale - Previously on Smallville:Jonathan and Martha Kent raised a cute little boy who came from outer space in a firestorm of meteors. That boy grew up to be Clark Kent, who was even mopier than the average teen. It was...

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10-21 Recap	So Long, and Thanks for All the Super Finale - After ten years, the show finally puts on a cape and sputters over the finish line.	05.14.2011	C+	Kim
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
10-20 Recap	Freaky Friday Prophecy - Jor-El takes away Clark's powers and gives them to Lois. Hijinks ensue. And then mayhem. And then a lot of awfulness.	05.06.2011 05.11.2011	D	Tippi Blevins
10-19 Recap	Game of Zones Dominion - Clark and Oliver take a trip to the Phantom Zone, where Zod is making people fight like gladiators for his amusement.	04.30.2011 05.04.2011	B	Tippi Blevins
10-18 Recap	All That Glitters Booster - With just three episodes left till the series finale, let's spend some time getting to know Booster Freaking Gold.	04.22.2011 04.27.2011	C+	Tippi Blevins
10-17 Recap	You Kent Go Home Again Kent - Clark is hurled into Alt-Smallville when his evil doppelganger comes back to town, hot to date his sister and kill his father. Family reunions are so fun.	04.15.2011 04.20.2011	B-	Tippi Blevins
10-16 Recap	Son of "Secrets and Lies" Scion - Alexander loses his memories but gains Clark's powers and Lionel's libido. It makes for some uncomfortable viewing.	03.04.2011 03.09.2011	B+	Tippi Blevins
10-15 Recap	Going to the Chapel Fortune - Zatanna sends Clark and Lois some charmed champagne for their bachelor(ette) parties. Hilarity -- or something like it -- ensues.	02.25.2011 03.02.2011	A	Tippi Blevins
10-14 Recap	Saadomasochism Masquerade - Darkseid's agent Desaad toys with Chloe and Oliver and leaves his corrupting mark on one of them. Meanwhile, Clark tries on glasses.	02.18.2011 02.23.2011	B+	Tippi Blevins
10-13 Recap	(Almost) Everybody Loves a Hero Beacon - Senator Martha Kent returns to rally the public behind the heroes. She mostly succeeds, except for a couple of Luthors who team up against Clark.	02.11.2011 02.15.2011	B+	Tippi Blevins
10-12 Recap	There Is No Spoon Collateral - Clark and the other heroes have spent the winter hiatus in the Matrix. Chloe returns to help them out, but Clark has trust issues.	02.04.2011 02.10.2011	B+	Tippi Blevins
10-11 Recap	It's Hard to Fly With Heavy Hands Icarus - The Nazi-like VRA hunts down Clark, Hawkman and the other heroes under Slade Wilson's watchful eye. The other eye has a patch over it.	12.10.2010 12.15.2010	B	Tippi Blevins
10-10 Recap	Para-Lionel Universe Luthor - Clark finds himself in a parallel universe where Lionel Luthor is still alive, Tess is his sister, Oliver is reviled by the public and Smallville is an awesome TV show. Freaky, huh?	12.03.2010 12.08.2010	A	Tippi Blevins
10-9 Recap	Uncle Sam Wants You... to Die! Patriot - Lois helps Clark rescue Oliver from a government trap while dealing with their relationship issues. Aquaman shows up with his new wife to show them how it's done.	11.21.2010 11.23.2010	C+	Tippi Blevins
10-8 Recap	Abandonment Issues Abandoned - Tess, Lois and Clark all deal with their parental abandonment issues. Then Shelby shows up and he's like, "Quit your whining! I haven't been fed in eight months!"	11.12.2010 11.17.2010	B-	Tippi Blevins
10-7 Recap	Patriot Acting Up Ambush - General Sam Lane takes time from his anti-vigilante campaign to interrogate Clark and enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner with family. Stuff explodes, both figuratively and literally.	11.05.2010 11.10.2010	C+	Tippi Blevins
10-6 Recap	Children of the Carnage Harvest - A creepy cult aims to sacrifice Lois for their bountiful harvests, and Clark is powerless to stop them, because the whole town is riddled with blue Kryptonite. In other news, Tess won't be winning Mother of the Year.	10.29.2010 11.03.2010	B+	Tippi Blevins
10-5 Recap	Raiders of the Lost Heart Isis - The Egyptian goddess Isis possesses Lois and resumes the ancient hunt for her husband Osiris's lost heart. Oddly enough, it turns out to be in Metropolis.	10.22.2010 10.27.2010	C+	Tippi Blevins
10-4 Recap	Back To School Special Homecoming - For the show's 200th episode, Brainiac 5 drops by Clark's high school reunion to show him how his super-moping is holding him back.	10.15.2010 10.20.2010	B	Tippi Blevins
10-3 Recap	Dissing Cousins Supergirl - A radio show blowhard threatens to out the vigilantes. Also, Kara's back and more super than ever, but she's got bad news for Clark: He still flies like a turkey tied to an anvil and Jor-El has disowned him.	10.08.2010 10.13.2010	B-	Tippi Blevins
10-2 Recap	Marked Men Shield - An uncanny marksman takes aim at Clark and Oliver while they each fret over their lost loves. Also, Clark gets a new partner at work as well as a new outfit. They're both pretty gaudy.	10.01.2010 10.05.2010	B-	Tippi Blevins
10-1 Recap	Lazarus Lazarus - The clunky dialog, spotty characterization and noticeable plot holes are back from the dead. And they brought friends.	09.25.2010 09.29.2010	B-	Tippi Blevins
9-22 Recap	The Spear of Destiny Salvation - The forces of the season finally face off in a fight that pits destiny against free will, leather coats against sensible microfiber, and big dumb alien against... slightly smaller dumb alien.	05.14.2010 05.19.2010	B-	Tippi Blevins
9-21 Recap	Red, White and Blur Hostage - Perry White shows up long enough to team up with Lois to track down the "mysterious" Red Queen, who, as it turns out, is just out to protect the Blur.	05.07.2010 05.12.2010	C+	Tippi Blevins
9-20 Recap	Panic Room Doom & Gloom Sacrifice - Chloe and Tess are they're trapped inside Watchtower's new and badly planned panic room. They talk about boys, give each other makeovers... and then almost die.	04.30.2010 05.05.2010	B	Tippi Blevins
9-19 Recap	My Super-Boring Ex-Boyfriend Charade - Maxwell Lord wants to learn the Blur's identity. If only he knew the Blur was so soul-suckingly dull, he probably wouldn't bother.	04.23.2010 04.28.2010	D	Tippi Blevins
9-18 Recap	Zod & Kal-El Go to White Castle Upgrade - High on red K, Clark teams up with Zod and sees the sights until Metallo stops them. Party pooper.	04.16.2010 04.20.2010	C+	Tippi Blevins
9-17 Recap	War Games Checkmate - Waller's back and trying to bully the heroes into joining her against the alien invaders. Her recruiting tactics could use a little improvement.	04.09.2010 04.14.2010	A-	Tippi Blevins
9-16 Recap	Bed & Breakfast & Banshee Escape - Clark and Lois try to get away for a romantic weekend, but run into an amorous Chloe and Oliver. It's all funny sitcom awkwardness until a 300-year-old banshee shows up.	04.02.2010 04.07.2010	B-	Tippi Blevins
9-14 Recap	Frankenville Conspiracy - A doctor dies and is brought back to life by alien experiments. He goes nuts and starts kidnapping people, including some of Zod's soldiers and Lois. Half of this predictably happens entirely off-screen.	02.26.2010 03.03.2010	C+	Tippi Blevins
9-13 Recap	Not Based on the Novel by Jane Austen Persuasion - A special kind of Kryptonite gives Clark the powers of persuasion.	02.19.2010 02.23.2010	C+	Tippi Blevins
9-12 Recap	Of Curses and Comic Cons Warrior - A cursed comic book turns a boy into a superhero and then into a supervillain. Zatanna shows up to help Clark track them down, leaving Lois a bit miffed to find she's not the only one who looks good in a sexy costume.	02.12.2010 02.17.2010	B	Tippi Blevins
9-11 Recap	Let's Put on a Show! Absolute Justice - Smallville decides to make a movie! Sandman, Hawkman, Dr. Fate, Stargirl and the Star-Spangled Adult play guest roles as the disbanded Justice Society of America. Then a villainous boy named Icicle and Amanda "The Wall" Waller show up to make sure not all of them make it to the end credits.	02.05.2010 02.10.2010	B-	Tippi Blevins
9-10 Recap	Ready... Aim... Misfire! Disciple - Oliver's old mentor shows up to shoot arrows at all the women in his life for reasons that are hilariously preposterous, even by Smallville standards.	01.29.2010 02.02.2010	D	Tippi Blevins
9-9 Recap	Red Dawn Pandora - Welcome to the future! The sun is red, Zod and his men have taken over the Earth, humans are prisoners, and Clark is powerless. Except in the sack.	11.20.2009 11.24.2009	C	Tippi Blevins
9-8 Recap	Meet the Blunder Twins Idol - The Wonder Twins decide to help the Blur by pitching in with the heroics and crediting him with the saves. They make a mess of everything by vandalizing property and hurting people. This is different from Clark's usual M.O… how?	11.17.2009 11.18.2009	C+	Tippi Blevins
9-7 Recap	A Backstory With a View Kandor - This week, we find out that Zod and Jor-El were once great friends. Then they had a bitter breakup, the fallout of which has now spanned galaxies. Also, Clark is sort of a careless dolt, but that's nothing new.	11.06.2009 11.11.2009	B	Tippi Blevins
9-6 Recap	Kneel Before Tess Crossfire - This week's DC guest character is Speedy. There's a plot about Oliver rescuing her from a life of prostitution, and another plot about Lois and Clark becoming TV show hosts, but the most important thing that happens is Zod finding out just how kickass Tess really is.	10.30.2009 11.04.2009	B-	Tippi Blevins
9-5 Recap	Rube Goldberg's Deus Ex Machina Roulette - Like last week, Oliver is forced to play a "game" by a guest DC Comics character. Unlike last week, this game is revealed to be insanely and needlessly complicated.	10.23.2009 10.27.2009	D+	Tippi Blevins
9-4 Recap	Clark Kant Reed So Gud Echo - When the Toyman returns to exact his revenge on Oliver, Clark finds himself endowed with a fleeting ability to read minds. Too bad he turns out to be functionally illiterate.	09.18.2013 10.21.2009	C-	Tippi Blevins
9-3 Recap	Resident Weasel Rabid - Mild-mannered cityfolk start turning into snarling, spitting zombies. Is it because of an alien virus or have eight years of this show finally taken their toll?	10.10.2009 10.13.2009	C+	Tippi Blevins
9-2 Recap	How Could You Be So Heartless? Metallo - John Corben left his heart in Metropolis, but picks up a new gig as a villain in his quest to kill the Blur.	10.02.2009 10.06.2009	C	Tippi Blevins
9-1 Recap	Oh, the Humanity! Savior - Clark tries to leave his human side behind so he can become a better superhero, but he's having a hard time. He seems to enjoy posing moodily, though.	09.25.2009 09.28.2009	C+	Tippi Blevins
8-22 Recap	So Long, and Thanks for All the FAIL! Doomsday - Smallville's worst season finale manages to offend all factions of fans alike. A major character dies (and turns out not to be who we thought anyway); Clark is betrayed by his superjerk friends, but trusts them anyway; and the epic battle between Clark and Doomsday ends up shorter and less satisfying than a commercial break. You guys should have packed it in with Season Eight while you had the chance. Just sayin'.	05.14.2009 05.19.2009	D	Omar G
8-21 Recap	Itty Bitty Pity Committee Injustice - Tess's band of teen heroes, including Punky Bruiser, is a lot less impressive in action than in theory. While hunting Doomsday, they fail miserably, but not before whining about their hard-knock lives before they worked for Tess. Clark and Oliver, meanwhile, continue to tussle over the morality of killing Davis. And Roger the Rottweiler stops in for a visit.	05.07.2009 05.13.2009	B	Omar G
8-20 Recap	Chloe's Choice Beast - Davis gets worse as he tries to control his Doomsday impulses, so Chloe does what any hero's sidekick would do: she agrees to run away with the bad guy even as Clark begs her not to. Meanwhile, Jimmy begs for "car" money and Oliver lectures everyone about their morals.	04.30.2009 05.05.2009	B+	Omar G
8-19 Recap	Maybe We Could Call Her 'The Tit' Stiletto - Lois finds a job she's more qualified for -- squeezing into a leather catsuit with stiletto heels and paying someone to take racy photographs of her in a dark alley. Also, Clark finally faces his greatest foe: kryptonite money.	04.23.2009 04.28.2009	C	Omar G
8-18 Recap	Eggcelsior! Eternal - In flashbacks and Papa Luthor's ridiculous old art journal, we learn the true origins of Davis Bloome/Doomsday. They involve an oozing space egg, a traumatic childhood and lots of murder. But can he be killed? Not so much.	04.02.2009 04.06.2009	B+	Omar G
8-17 Weecap	Magic: The Blathering Hex - Zatanna, the fishnet-wearing magician's daughter, can grant wishes. That includes an ill-advised one for Chloe, who wants to know what it's like to be Lois Lane. She finds out what the rest of us already knew: one day in that annoying, yapping body and you'll be thrilled to be back to your old self.	03.26.2009 03.31.2009	C+	Omar G
8-16 Recap	Mistakes on a Plane Turbulence - Jimmy goes bonkers out of jealousy and suspicion of Davis and becomes a drug addict and soon-to-be divorcee. Meanwhile, Tess gets Clark on Oliver's private jet and plays the old "The plane's going down, where's the parachutes?" game. It's a game Clark loses.	03.19.2009 03.24.2009	B-	Omar G
8-15 Recap	Red-Blue Blah Infamous - Clark Reveals himself as the "Red-blue Blur" that's been streaking Metropolis, because Tori Spelling threatens him. It goes about as well as you'd expect.	03.12.2009 03.16.2009	C+	Tippi Blevins
8-14 Recap	Love Is A Many Squandered Thing Requiem - Lana's ruination of Smallville is finally complete: she gets to ride off toward the sunset with her new superpowers while Clark is left to mope about the girl who got away for the rest of his life after Lana becomes a walking piece of Kryptonite. Oliver kills Lex, or a weak facsimile thereof. And somehow, eight seasons in, this manages to be the worst episode ever of the show.	02.05.2009 02.10.2009	F	Omar G
8-13 Recap	A Squirrel Riseth Power - Lana Lang -- the same Lana Lang who's not even supposed to be on the show anymore -- connives and whines and needles until she ends up with a super skin suit that gives her the same powers as Clark. Then she says they're equals. It's all right, Superman fans: you can leave the room and scream now.	01.29.2009 02.03.2009	D	Omar G
8-12 Recap	Cops + Capes = Crap Bulletproof - How do you slow down a series about superheroes? Turn it into a clichéd cop drama. Clark goes undercover to find out who shot Martian Manhunter and tries to get a Good Cop from crossing over into Bad Cop territory.	01.22.2009 01.28.2009	C-	Omar G
8-11 Recap	My Troubles Are Legion Legion - Three members of the 3009 Legion of Super-Heroes pay Clark a visit and help him stop Brainiac, who has taken over Chloe's body. Sadly, it turns out that a thousand years doesn't make superheroes any less goofy or predictable.	01.15.2009 01.20.2009	B+	Omar G
8-10 Recap	Chloeverfield Bride - A videotape of the Chloe and Jimmy wedding shows the carnage that occurs when Lois and Clark become seriously attracted to each other. Oh, and also what happens when Doomsday attacks. Lana also returns to remind us why it was a good idea that she left in the first place.	11.20.2008 11.25.2008	B+	Omar G
8-9 Recap	Forget-Me-Bot Abyss - Chloe begins to lose memories of her friends as Brainiac infects her brain with the Kryptonian symbol for "Doom." Things get pretty Eternal Sunshine up in here, but instead of a sweet, forlorn ending, Clark erases all memory of his powers from his best friend's brain. Nice move, dick.	11.13.2008 11.18.2008	B	Omar G
8-8 Recap	Zoneno! Bloodline - Clark returns to the Phantom Zone, this time with Lois in tow, because of some dumb crystal. There, he finds Kara, who returns to Smallville, then quickly says goodbye again. Also, Lois is possessed by Zod's wife, who came from the planet Days of Our Lives. It's a welcome change.	11.06.2008 11.11.2008	B+	Omar G
8-7 Recap	Unlucky Streak Identity - Jimmy Olsen's camera catches a blurry photo of a mid-whooshing Clark while he's saving Lois from an oncoming vehicle. Now if he can only figure out who around town wears bright red and blue clothes all the time. Meanwhile, Chloe reveals the hidden Brainiac inside in a most deadly way.	10.30.2008 11.04.2008	C+	Omar G
8-6 Recap	Doomy, Baby Prey - The show rebounds with a taut, well-paced, Lois-free thrill fest that puts Davis the paramedic at center stage. He keeps having blackouts and people keep turning up dead. Is it Doomsday yet?	10.23.2008 10.27.2008	A-	Omar G
8-5 Recap	Naughty Of Lies Committed - A psychotic jeweler kidnaps couples and forces them to tell the truth by way of an electrical generator and a lie-detector machine. Will Lois confess that Clark is kind of a mopey superhero? Will Chloe reveal that Jimmy is a gigantic dork? Sorry. For that, you'd have to watch the real Moment of Truth.	10.16.2008 10.20.2008	C-	Omar G
8-4 Recap	Space Girls Are Easy Instinct - You've heard of Bridezillas, right? What if one of them came from space, had superpowers and used them to kill every man who didn't live up to her ridiculous kissing standards? They call her "Maxima" and even Nissan can't control her.	10.09.2008 10.14.2008	D+	Omar G
8-2 Recap	Arrow Smith Toxic - When Oliver is poisoned by a strange tropical flower, we learn the origin of Green Arrow: he was shipwrecked, then he learned mad bow and arrow skills, then he was a billionaire playboy and superhero. It's just that simple!	10.02.2008 10.07.2008	B	Omar G
8-2 Recap	Bus-ted! Plastique - A bus explodes in Metropolis, but there's no bomb, just a scared girl with meteor powers. Good thing Clark just started his new job at The Daily Planet and is there to investigate. I mean, good for Clark. It's terrible for journalism.	09.25.2008 10.01.2008	C-	Omar G
8-1 Recap	World Without Lex Odyssey - Lex is gone. Lana's gone. Kara's gone. But don't count Smallville out yet! We've got... uh, this mean businesswoman named Tess. And Doomsday! (Who does not appear in this episode.) Hey, come back! We've got Green Arrow! And Aquaman! He speaks to the fish! Come back! (Come... back...!)	09.18.2008 09.22.2008	B-	Omar G
Mondo Extra	You Can't Always Get What You Want The Brian Behind Smallville - One of the new executive producers of Smallville talks about the show's upcoming eighth season, hopes for the show's Season Nine (yes, Season Nine) and why Internet fans can't have everything they want from the show.	09.18.2013 09.15.2008	N/A	Omar G
7-20 Recap	The Big, Gay Cold Shoulder Arctic - Clark and Lex have a final confrontation in the Fortress of Solitude and seven years of sexual tension brings the whole house down. Also, Lana wakes up from her coma, Chloe gets arrested (again) and Brainiac bites the dust.	05.15.2008 05.19.2008	C	Omar G
7-19 Recap	'Torso,' They Say Quest - Lex and Clark both get sliced up about the chest in a crazy game of Kryptonian symbol body art. Lex wins, though, because he finds the last piece of the puzzle before he finds Clark's secret. The chest stabbing was worth it!	05.08.2008 05.12.2008	C+	Omar G
7-18 Recap	It's a Wonderful Life (But Not Such a Wonderful Show) Apocalypse - Clark learns what would happen if he had never made it all the way to Earth. It's the end of the world. Self-centered, much?	05.01.2008 05.05.2008	B-	Omar G
7-17 Recap	Double-O-Lame-O Sleeper - Jimmy plays James Bond, or at least a watered-down-martini version. Lex finally gets to Zurich and Clark and Chloe try to wrap their heads around time travel. Can they go back in time and fix Season Seven?.	04.24.2008 04.28.2008	D+	Omar G
7-16 Recap	Farewell, Sweet Bastard Descent - The Magnificent Bastard Papa Luthor goes to that great billionaire's mansion in the sky. Or maybe it's an overheated condo down below. We're still deciding.	04.17.2008 04.21.2008	B+	Omar G
7-15 Recap	Veritas Veritas - Braniac ruins Clark's week by making Lana a zombie. More so.	03.27.2008 04.01.2008	B	Omar G
7-14 Recap	Traveler Traveler - Clark is Krypto-Tasered and stuck in a cage, courtesy of once-again-evil Papa Luthor.	03.20.2008 03.24.2008	B+	Omar G
7-13 Recap	Re-re-Pete Hero - Pete Ross returns to chew bubble gum and kick some ass. But not so much with the kicking the ass.	03.12.2008 03.17.2008	D+	Omar G
7-12 Recap	Motor City Madness Fracture - Lex tracks down Kara in Detroit, gets shot (again), and receives an unwelcome visitor when Clark lurks inside his brain.	02.13.2008 02.19.2008	B	Omar G
7-11 Recap	Canary In A Coal Mine Siren - Black Canary can't do much to liven a darkening season, but she can rock the fishnets, at least.	02.06.2008 02.11.2008	B-	Omar G
7-10 Recap	Stone Face/Off Persona - Bizarro Clark falls in love with Lana and learns too late that it's a horrible way to be.	01.30.2008 02.04.2008	C+	Omar G
7-9 Recap	Clone Wars Gemini - An early version of the Boy Editor clone wants revenge on Lex.	12.12.2007 12.18.2007	B-	Omar G
7-8 Recap	Follow Me. Zor-Else! Blue - Clark recreates his birth mother with a crystal, but also releases hammy, evil Zor-El. Nice one, Clark.	11.14.2007 11.19.2007	D+	Omar G
7-7 Recap	Hell Hath No Lana... Wrath - ...like the one who gets Clark's powers and goes all evil on everyone, but still plays innocent.	11.07.2007 11.12.2007	C-	Omar G
7-6 Recap	Tell Lara I Love Her Lara - Clark finally finds his birth mother, and, handily, her DNA.	10.31.2007 11.05.2007	B-	Omar G
7-5 Recap	Meta-stasized Action - The show looks inward as comic-book adaptations and crazy fanboys wreak havoc on the peaceful town.	10.24.2007 10.29.2007	C+	Omar G
7-4 Recap	Immortal Begrudged Cure - Dean Cain appears as an everlasting surgeon who can cure the meteor-infected.	10.17.2007 10.22.2007	B	Omar G
7-3 Recap	You Better Work It, Supergirl Fierce - Kara enters the Miss Sweet Corn contest. Madness, hysteria ensue.	10.10.2007 10.16.2007	D	Omar G
7-2 Recap	Kara Chameleon Kara - Clark's Kryptonian cousin arrives, but should he trust her?	10.03.2007 10.09.2007	C+	Omar G
7-1 Recap	Sun Gave All Bizarro - The dam breaks and Clark fights Bizarro Clark with sunlight. We also meet a super new girl.	09.26.2007 10.01.2007	B-	Omar G
6-22 Recap	Don't You Wanta Phantom? Phantom - The last Phantom Zoner wreaks havoc while Lana cries "Divorce!" and Chloe uses her power for the first time.	05.16.2007 05.19.2007	C	Omar G
6-21 Recap	Support The (Super)Troops! Prototype - Lex employs super-soldier Wes in a test of Project Ares. It doesn't go so well.	05.09.2007 05.15.2007	C	Omar G
6-20 Recap	The Big Snooze Noir - Jimmy has a 1940s fantasy in which he's the hero. Dream on, Jimmy.	05.02.2007 05.08.2007	C+	Omar G
6-19 Recap	Holes Nemesis - Clark and Lex get trapped together in a set of tunnels. It's not as sexy as you might think.	04.25.2007 04.30.2007	B-	Omar G
6-18 Recap	Mama Mia! Progeny - Chloe's mother, who looks a lot like Wonder Woman, can control meteor freaks. Wonderful!	04.18.2007 04.23.2007	B	Omar G
6-17 Recap	Club Dead Combat - Kryptofreaks fight each other to the death online. Clark joins the fight club.	03.21.2007 03.27.2007	C+	Omar G
6-16 Recap	Holy Matrimony! Promise - It's a train wreck as Lana finally marries Lex, but for all the wrong reasons.	03.14.2007 03.19.2007	D+	Omar G
6-15 Recap	Chloe Gets Freaky Freak - A meteor freak detector happens to detect Chloe. But what powers does she have?	02.14.2007 02.20.2007	B	Omar G
6-14 Recap	Stalk Show Host Trespass - Lana is stalked for the millionth time -- in this episode, by someone who likes to take her picture via cell phone.	02.07.2007 02.12.2007	N/A	Omar G
6-13 Recap	'Ships Of Fools Crimson - Lois gets hopped up on red Kryptonite aphrodisiac lipstick and sets her sights on poor Clark.	01.31.2007 02.05.2007	D+	Omar G
6-12 Recap	These Nuts Labyrinth - Clark finds himself in a mental institution, but it's really just a Phantom Zone trick. Or is it?!	01.24.2007 01.29.2007	C+	Omar G
6-11 Recap	Just Ass Justice - The HoYay returns as Green Arrow forms an all-boys club (+ Chloe) to fight crime. Pass the tights, bud.	01.17.2007 01.21.2007	B+	Omar G
6-10 Recap	Dirty Pool Hydro - A gossip columnist uses her watery abilities to spy on Chloe and reveal everybody's secrets.	01.10.2007 01.16.2007	B-	Omar G
6-9 Recap	Alien Nation Subterranean - The show addresses the hot-button issue of illegal immigration. Badly.	12.06.2006 12.11.2006	N/A	Omar G
6-8 Recap	A Modest Proposal Static - Lex asks Lana to marry him. Clark looks for a deboner.	11.15.2006 11.20.2006	C+	Omar G
6-7 Recap	Smack Talk Rage - Oliver develops a drug habit. Lana gets knocked up by evil seed.	11.08.2006 11.14.2006	C-	Omar G
6-6 Recap	Baern Again Fallout - Guest star Bow Wow is possessed by the alien wraith Baern and goes after Clark.	11.01.2006 11.05.2006	C+	Omar G
6-5 Recap	Bully For Lex! Reunion - Lex's childhood friend died, or so he thought. He returns to engage in some astral-projecting revenge.	10.25.2006 10.29.2006	C+	Omar G
6-4 Recap	It's Not Easy Being Green Arrow Arrow - Oliver Queen is the Green Arrow. But can his arrows pierce Lois's heart?	10.18.2006 10.24.2006	C+	Omar G
6-3 Recap	All-American Reject Wither - Clark plays with his ball alone while Lex has a costume party. Also, a plant lady attacks with her vines.	10.11.2006 10.17.2006	C-	Omar G
6-2 Recap	Mystery Sinus Theater Sneeze - Clark's cold leads him to discover a new superpower: superbreath!	10.04.2006 10.09.2006	C-	Omar G
6-1 Recap	The Zone Diet Zod - Clark gets beaten up in The Phantom Zone, but still must escape to stop Zod. Think he'll do it?	09.27.2006 10.03.2006	B	Omar G
5-23 Extra	Wet And Ready, Bro Aquaman: Pilot - We may never know why Aquaman wasn't picked up on the CW network, but at least we have a recap of the pilot to examine what went right or wrong.	07.23.2006 08.09.2006	B-	Omar G
5-22 Recap	Kneel Before...Lana? Vessel - General Zod arrives in the form of Lex's newly super-body, and he...he loves Lana? What the hell?	05.10.2006 05.16.2006	C	Omar G
5-21 Recap	Bo-Back Mountin' Oracle - Pre-season finale tensions mount as Bo returns (or does he?) in hopes of getting Clark to kill Papa Luthor. Doesn't quite work out that way.	05.03.2006 05.08.2006	B	Omar G
5-20 Recap	Alien Vs. Predator-Dork Fade - An invisible hitman makes it clear (heh) that he means business.	04.26.2006 05.02.2006	C+	Omar G
5-19 Recap	Papa Don't Screech Mercy - Papa Luthor is put through some horror situations by an evil playa-hater.	04.19.2006 04.25.2006	B	Omar G
5-18 Recap	Head Of The Glass Fragile - A girl in foster care can break glass, but good! Lana and Lex kiss.	04.12.2006 04.18.2006	C	Omar G
5-17 Recap	Dead On A Rival Void - Clark and Lex both die a little, as does Lana, as everyone gets to talk to dead relatives.	04.04.2006 04.10.2006	C-	Omar G
5-16 Recap	Seductrash Hypnotic - A naughty girl hypnotizes Clark into breaking up with Lana. And it sticks.	03.29.2006 04.03.2006	C+	Omar G
5-15 Recap	Cyborgasm! Cyborg - A cute mandroid is on the run from evil soldiers, scientists, and Lex Luthor.	02.15.2006 02.21.2006	B	Omar G
5-14 Recap	Ghost Bad Tomb - A pesky poltergeist inhabits Chloe and tries to get revenge on a killer.	02.08.2006 02.14.2006	C-	Omar G
5-13 Recap	BatChica! Vengeance - Clark meets a Zorro-cowled vigilante who beats up bad guys in Metropolis.	02.01.2006 02.06.2006	B	Omar G
5-12 Recap	Rewind! Reckoning - Bo goes to the great cow pasture in the sky after Lana is time-traveled back to life.	01.25.2006 01.31.2006	C+	Omar G
5-11 Recap	His panic (room) Lockdown - Lex is shot again, this time by deputies who want to reveal the hidden spaceship to the world.	01.18.2006 01.23.2006	C	Omar G
5-10 Extra	Al Be There For You The Second Al Gough Interview - Smallville Executive Producer Al Gough takes some time to talk about Chloe, Aquaman, and even Pete.	01.18.2006 01.18.2006	N/A	Omar G
5-10 Recap	The Manchurian Swimfan Fanatic - A Young Republican for Lex brutalizes Bo so that he'll lose the state election.	01.11.2006 01.17.2006	B-	Omar G
5-9 Recap	Fa La La La La, La La La Lex Lexmas - Lex gets a Christmastime peek at who he'd be if he were married to Lana and not evil.	12.07.2005 12.11.2005	B-	Omar G
5-8 Recap	Win A Car While MamaKent Dies Solitude - MamaKent struggles with disease while Clark tries to learn the truth about Jarnelle.	11.16.2005 11.21.2005	B+	Omar G
5-7 Recap	Paranoid Man-droid Splinter - Clark freaks out and mistrusts everyone when he's infected with silver Kryptonite.	11.09.2005 11.14.2005	B	Omar G
5-6 Recap	Titty By Committee Exposed - The obligatory strip club episode. There's a plot in here somewhere, but who can see it past all the boobs? (Not breasts -- the producers.)	11.02.2005 11.07.2005	C-	Omar G
5-5 Recap	For The Love Of Ratings Thirst - Chloe narrates the story that gets her into The Daily Planet: lesbian vampires, including Lana.	10.26.2005 10.31.2005	C+	Omar G
5-4 Recap	Chick-Magnet Of The Sea Aqua - Aquaman pays a visit to Smallville. And he's a frat-boy environmentalist?	10.19.2005 10.25.2005	C	Omar G
5-3 Recap	Missile Command-Alt-Delete Hidden - A cybergeek shoots a nuclear missile at Smallville. Also, Clark dies a little.	10.12.2005 10.17.2005	B	Omar G
5-2 Recap	Losin' It Mortal - Clark still has no powers, but he does have sex with Lana after dispatching some Belle Reve escapees.	10.05.2005 10.11.2005	B-	Omar G
5-1 Recap	Oh My Zod! Arrival - The disciples of Zod arrive as Clark reveals his secret to Chloe and returns to a meteor-ravaged Smallville.	09.28.2005 10.02.2005	B	Omar G
4-22 Recap	A Meteor Sandwich Commencement - Season 4 ends the way Season 1 began: with a great honkin' meteor shower.	05.17.2005 05.23.2005	B+	Omar G
4-21 Recap	Pudding Out Forever - A creep tries to recreate high school by collecting popular seniors. And school's about over for Clark, Chloe, and Lana.	05.10.2005 05.16.2005	C-	Omar G
4-20 Recap	Zero To 60 In Three Days Ageless - Lana and Clark find a baby. A very old baby.	05.03.2005 05.09.2005	C	Omar G
4-19 Recap	Amnesia Déjà-Vu Blank - Clark loses his memory. It's happened to everyone else on this show. It's just his turn.	04.26.2005 05.02.2005	B	Omar G
4-18 Recap	Prom-'n-Aid Spirit - Clark must act quickly to save the school from a body-switching would-be Prom Queen.	04.19.2005 04.24.2005	D+	Omar G
4-17 Recap	Tag-team Lex Onyx - Lex Luthor splits in two. The results don't quite double our pleasure.	04.12.2005 04.17.2005	B	Omar G
4-16 Recap	Lucy Goosey Lucy - Lois's sister comes to town; she's not as nice as her heavy makeup would suggest.	02.28.2005 03.06.2005	C+	Omar G
4-15 Recap	House Of Flying Bullshit Sacred - The cast goes to Shanghai, China, to...well, they go to find...you know what? It can't even be explained here. Just know that magical Nintendo power stones are involved and Lana is the WB version of Chun Li.	02.22.2005 02.28.2005	C	Omar G
4-14 Recap	Going To The Dogs In More Ways Than One Krypto - Clark gets a new pet: a dog with super-strength that used to pull heists.	02.15.2005 02.20.2005	D+	Omar G
4-13 Recap	Big Superman On Campus Recruit - Clark visits Metropolis University as a potential football recruit, but learns that he won't be playing football there, nor anywhere else.	02.08.2005 02.13.2005	C+	Omar G
4-12 Recap	KentFan: The Killening Pariah - KentFan is sacrificed to the God of pointless plot twists after being accused of attacking Lana and Jason.	02.01.2005 02.06.2005	C	Omar G
4-11 Recap	Think Unsexy Thoughts Unsafe - Clark gets married to KentFan; Lana tries to figure out what's up Jason's ass after their breakup.	01.25.2005 01.30.2005	B	Omar G
4-10 Recap	Coma Chameleons Scare - A toxin causes Chloe, Clark, Lex, Lana, and Jason to have some bad nightmares.	11.30.2004 12.05.2004	B-	Omar G
4-9 Recap	Sex, Lies, And Security Video Bound - Lex sleeps around, and it's all fine and sexy until a woman dies.	11.16.2004 11.21.2004	B-	Omar G
4-8 Recap	Next on Charmed...er, "Smallville..." Spell - A countess and two witches take over Lana, Chloe, and Lois, with disastrous results for viewers.	11.09.2004 11.14.2004	N/A	Omar G
4-7 Recap	Mxzyptlkmatosis Jinx - A guy from eastern Europe (with a Russian accent) tries to jinx Clark in the state football championship.	11.02.2004 11.07.2004	C+	Omar G
4-6 Recap	Liver Let Die Transference - Papa Luthor is dying in prison, but he finds a way to escape -- by switching bodies with Clark! Genius!	10.26.2004 10.31.2004	B+	Omar G
4-5 Recap	A Flashy Guy Run - The Flash shows himself to be a juvenile delinquent -- but a fun one -- when he befriends Clark.	10.19.2004 10.24.2004	B	Omar G
4-4 Recap	Gay In The Water Devoted - Girls get their way with Kryptorade; Lex ends up in a locker room with Clark. Fireworks abound!	10.12.2004 10.17.2004	B-	Omar G
4-3 Recap	"Kryp"/Sucks Facade - Plastic surgery turns a pimply mess into a dangerous imaginary leprosy carrier.	10.05.2004 10.11.2004	C-	Omar G
4-2 Recap	Chloe Lives! Gone - Chloe is saved by, of all things, the Underground Railroad. Lana returns too, which is the bad news in that equation.	09.27.2004 10.04.2004	B-	Omar G
4-1 Recap	Down With Robot Clark Crusade - Clark loses his memory, but meets Lois Lane, who's trying to find Chloe's killer.	09.21.2004 09.26.2004	B	Omar G
3-22 Recap	The MB Strikes Back! Covenant (2) - Papa Luthor ends up in jail, but manages to poison Lex, blow up Chloe, and get a killer head-shaving.	05.18.2004 05.24.2004	B	Omar G
3-21 Recap	The Ross Is Off The Bloom Forsaken (1) - Pete says goodbye to Smallville while Lana hits a roadblack on her way to Paris, and Lex finally gets revenge on Papa Luthor.	05.11.2004 05.16.2004	B-	Omar G
3-20 Recap	Talisman Talisman - Clark is once again confronted with the legend of Naman.	05.04.2004 05.09.2004	B+	Kim
3-19 Recap	Memoria Memoria - Lex remembers what really happened to his brother.	04.27.2004 05.03.2004	B-	Kim
3-18 Recap	True Lies Truth - Chloe becomes a human lie-detector and alienates everybody.	04.20.2004 04.26.2004	B+	Omar G
3-17 Recap	Eight Deadly Sides Of Death Legacy - Dr. Swann returns to wrangle with Papa Luthor's increasingly lustful pursuit of the cave hole. Bo gets a little bitter.	04.13.2004 04.18.2004	B-	Omar G
3-16 Recap	El Futuro Crisis - Clark gets a distress call from Lana -- from twenty-four hours in the future.	03.02.2004 03.07.2004	C+	Omar G
3-15 Recap	Laz 'R Us Resurrection - Clark figures out that his blood can be used to bring back the dead. It's creepy and dumb!	02.24.2004 03.01.2004	C+	Omar G
3-14 Recap	Fatal Attrition Obsession - Worn down by bad episodes, Smallville fans take what they can get with this not-too-bad Swimfan episode.	02.17.2004 02.22.2004	B	Omar G
3-13 Recap	Vroom, Vroom, Vroom! Velocity - Pete goes 2 Fast, 2 Furious, but it's not 2Good 2B 4Gotten.	02.10.2004 02.16.2004	C-	Omar G
3-12 Recap	The Dread Zone Hereafter - A kid who can see people's future deaths is understandably freaked out. Clark tries to help.	02.03.2004 02.08.2004	C	Omar G
3-11 Recap	Subject: Your Imminent Death Delete - Somebody tries to kill Chloe by sending out lethal, mind-controlling emails.	01.27.2004 02.01.2004	B-	Omar G
3-10 Recap	The Blind Leading The Blahna Whisper - Clark is struck blind, which sucks because Pete's been kidnapped and needs help. But don't worry; in the end, Clark just needs to wear glasses from now on.	01.20.2004 01.25.2004	C-	Omar G
3-9 Recap	Lex, Scrambled Asylum - Clark thinks about busting Lex out of the insane asylum, but Lex succumbs to radical shock treatment. It ain't pretty.	01.13.2004 01.18.2004	B+	Omar G
3-8 Recap	Heeeeeeee's Nuts Shattered - Lex goes crazy (literally) when Papa Luthor drugs him. Clark has to watch his good buddy on the downward spiral.	11.18.2003 11.23.2003	A	Omar G
3-7 Recap	Metal Of Horror Magnetic - A magnetic student can move metal and Lana's schmoopy brain fluids around. Clark doesn't like it.	11.11.2003 11.16.2003	C-	Omar G
3-6 Recap	Let's Do The Time Warp Again Relic - Clark has a series of flashbacks to a murder in 1961. With double the usual dose of Lana crap.	11.04.2003 11.09.2003	C-	Omar G
3-5 Recap	Perry White Is All Right Perry - Future Clark Kent editor Perry White drops into town and uncovers Clark's secret. Then he gets convinced otherwise.	10.28.2003 11.03.2003	B	Omar G
3-4 Recap	The Smallville Sleeps Tonite Slumber - A girl in a coma is chased by a cheap piece of red cloth. Clark must save her in his dreams.	10.21.2003 10.26.2003	C-	Omar G
3-3 Recap	Sniper? I Hardly Know 'Er! Extinction - A gunman with a grudge against all mutantkind terrorizes the town.	10.14.2003 10.20.2003	B-	Omar G
3-2 Recap	Return Of The Bad-Ass Phoenix (2) - Lex comes back, joins his dad in evil, and gets back his luvah Clark. And Lana gets DISMISSED!	10.07.2003 10.12.2003	B+	Omar G
3-1 Recap	I'm A Hustler, Baby Exile (1) - Clark spends three months in Metropolis becoming a petty criminal, as everyone back in Smallville freaks out. Lex goes nuts on an island.	09.30.2003 10.05.2003	B	Omar G
2-23 Recap	Never End a Season With a Motorcycle Exodus (2) - Clark tries to break free of the patriarchal ship by blowing it up. It backfires (literally), so Clark gets sad and leaves town.	05.19.2003 05.25.2003	C+	Omar G
2-22 Recap	Snideface: The Revenge Calling (1) - Professor Snideface awakes from his coma to reveal that Clark is going to rule all. But soon, he's burned to a crisp. Them's the breaks, supporting actor.	05.12.2003 05.18.2003	B	Omar G
2-21 Recap	Send in the Clones Accelerate - A little girl haunting Lana turns out to be a scared (but nevertheless evil) clone.	05.05.2003 05.11.2003	B-	Omar G
2-20 Extra	An Earful of Loeb The Jeph Loeb Interview - Smallville consulting producer and writer Jeph Loeb shoots the shit with Omar.	05.09.2003 05.09.2003	N/A	Omar G
2-20 Recap	Witless Witness - Some jocks turn Kryptonite into Gatorade. But it's all about Lana. Yawn.	04.28.2003 05.05.2003	D+	Omar G
2-19 Recap	Men Suck Precipice - Lana is almost assaulted at The Talon, and Clark gets sued. Similar stalkeriffic events happen to Lex's girlfriend.	04.21.2003 04.27.2003	B	Omar G
2-18 Recap	The Marshall Mouthers Episode Visitor - Is there another superalien in town? After much deliberation...uh, no. No, there isn't.	04.14.2003 04.20.2003	C	Omar G
2-17 Recap	Supermen: Two for the Price Of One Rosetta - Christopher Reeve guest-stars and gives Clark more answers about his origin than he knows what to do with.	02.24.2003 02.27.2003	A	Omar G
2-16 Recap	In Sickness and In Stealth Fever - Bo tries to find a way to cure MamaKent and Clark from krypto-spores.	02.17.2003 02.23.2003	C+	Omar G
2-15 Recap	Brotherly Lust Prodigal - Lex's brother Lucas joins the fold, and he's a hothead.	02.10.2003 02.14.2003	B+	Omar G
2-14 Recap	Kids These Days Rush - Chloe and Pete are infected by thrill-seeking parasites that make them bad. Red meteor rock makes Clark follow suit.	02.03.2003 02.09.2003	B	Omar G
2-13 Recap	Who Shot Papa Luthor? Suspect - The classic TV storyline gets a very gay reworking when Papa Luthor is shot twice in the chest. Who did the dirty deed?	01.27.2003 02.01.2003	B	Omar G
2-12 Recap	"Insurgence" Resurgence Insurgence - Papa Luthor and MamaKent are taken hostage at LuthorCorp when Lex's industrial espionage plan goes awry. A good episode, finally.	01.20.2003 01.26.2003	A	Omar G
2-11 Recap	Goodbye Jocko Visage - Jocko Whitney returns from combat, but he's acting a little strange. Turns out it's actually Shapeshifta' Girl, coming to claim Lana for herself.	01.13.2003 01.20.2003	C+	Omar G
2-10 Recap	She-dogs and cave dwellers Skinwalker - A werelady bewitches Clark and gnaws on a dude's femur. And Clark gets all mystical with some cave drawings.	11.25.2002 11.29.2002	D+	Omar G
2-9 Recap	Twin Heads Make One Big Ass Dichotic - Jonathan Taylor Thomas twins terrorize two twits.	11.18.2002 11.22.2002	C-	Omar G
2-8 Recap	Boy Story Ryan - Ryan, the boy psychic, returns, but not for long: He's got a tumor the size of a Snickers.	11.11.2002 11.17.2002	C	Omar G
2-7 Recap	Family Ties That Bind Lex Lineage - A woman claiming to be Clark's mom helps turn this flashback episode into a revelation of tons of secrets.	11.04.2002 11.05.2002	A	Omar G
2-6 Recap	Repetitive Super-Injury Redux - Clark meets his grandfather, who doesn't like Bo, while a girl sucks the life out of fellow Smallville High students.	10.28.2002 11.03.2002	B	Omar G
2-5 Recap	Not Very Well-Versed Nocturne - A lanky poet has a crush on Lana, but has a bigger crush on being a monster who can...um, crush things.	10.21.2002 10.25.2002	C+	Omar G
2-4 Recap	Red Means Stop (Being Nice) Red - Red meteor rocks turn Clark into a leather-wearing James Dean wannabe.	10.14.2002 10.20.2002	B	Omar G
2-3 Recap	Re-Pete Duplicity - Clark's secret is revealed when Pete finds his spaceship. Oops!	10.07.2002 10.13.2002	B-	Omar G
2-2 Recap	Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot! Heat - Clark has a new power: super-ejaculate hot beams! But didn't we know that already?	09.30.2002 10.07.2002	B+	Omar G
2-1 Recap	Suck: The Aftermath Vortex (2) - It's post-tornado time, and the town of Smallville is recovering, rebuilding, and rekindling that HoYay! magic.	09.23.2002 09.27.2002	B-	Omar G
1-22 Recap	Omar on Recapping Smallville the TWoP Way Boston Tea Party 2002 Presentation - How best to talk about the homoerotic subtext without offending straight or gay readers? The solution? Keep it real; embrace the HoYay.	06.17.2002 06.17.2002	A+	Omar G
1-21 Recap	You say "TorNAYdo," I say, "TornYAYdo" Tempest (1) - Tornadoes hit Smallville just in time for the spring formal and, oh yeah, the season finale.	05.20.2002 05.27.2002	B	Omar G
1-20 Recap	BlahnaVision Obscura - Lana can see visions! Like Chloe's kidnapping! Clark saves the day, but not before we have to see another forgettable villain come and go.	05.13.2002 05.20.2002	B	Omar G
1-19 Recap	Telekinemesis Crush - A mumbly cartoonist who can move things with his mind chops hands, kills Principal Kwan, and gets in the way of a Clark/Chloe/Lana three-way.	05.06.2002 05.12.2002	B+	Omar G
1-18 Extra	The Al Gough Interview The Al Gough Interview - One of the creators of Smallville, Al Gough, talks to Omar G about our favorite mopey superhero.	05.05.2002 05.05.2002	N/A	Omar G
1-18 Recap	Buzzkill Drone - Clark and the gang deal with student politics and rampaging swarms of honey bees.	04.29.2002 05.02.2002	B-	Omar G
1-17 Recap	Ash Tuesday Reaper - A boy who believes he can help the old by going Kevorkian on their asses is loose. Whoever will save us from him?	04.22.2002 04.29.2002	C+	Omar G
1-16 Recap	Little Orphan Luka Stray - A young boy who can read minds gets temporarily adopted by the Kents, but he's being stalked by an evil stepdad. Isn't that always the way?	04.15.2002 04.21.2002	B-	Omar G
1-15 Recap	Flower Power Nicodemus - A strange plant causes a few Smallville regulars to act strange and funny. We like it better this way.	03.18.2002 03.25.2002	A	Omar G
1-14 Recap	Hero to Zero Zero - We finally make it down to Club Zero, but there's nothing there but a guy who was supposed to be dead -- and is coming back after Lex for revenge -- and no dancing. That's just wrong.	03.11.2002 03.17.2002	B	Omar G
1-13 Recap	Harvey Wallgangers Kinetic - A trio of hooligans who can walk through walls go on a crime spree in Smallville, robbing Lex last.	02.25.2002 03.03.2002	C+	Omar G
1-12 Recap	Superpower Shuffle Leech - A nerdy student accidentally steals Clark's superpowers in a freak lightning storm, leaving Clark normal and happy. Meanwhile, Lex severs ties with Boobs McChesty after screwing her and her father over. Can I get a whoop-whoop?	02.11.2002 02.16.2002	A	Omar G
1-11 Recap	Shake, Shake, Shake! Hug - A man who can hypnotize people with a mere handshake turns Lex against Clark, buys the Kent farm and causes mass Chris Isaak references.	02.04.2002 02.10.2002	B-	Omar G
1-10 Recap	Nice Not to See You Shimmer - An invisible teenager would rather assist his sister's crush on Lex Luthor than actually look at naked girls or steal cash. Also, Clark almost kisses Lana, but wusses out at the least opportune moment.	01.28.2002 01.31.2002	B	Omar G
1-9 Recap	The Breastplate and the Bad Cop Rogue - Clark gets blackmailed by a dirty cop who threatens to reveal his secrets. Lex's old flame comes back into his life, but he promptly ignores her when Clark is in trouble.	01.14.2002 01.18.2002	B+	Omar G
1-8 Recap	Shake It Up Jitters - A former Luthorcorp employee with a bad case of the shakes takes Clark and his friends hostage while Lex has paternal issues at the family plant.	12.10.2001 12.17.2001	B	Omar G
1-7 Recap	Constant Craving Craving - An overweight girl finds out that kryptonite can help her lose weight...and turn her into a fat-sucking succubus.	11.26.2001 11.30.2001	B+	Omar G
1-6 Recap	Future Shock Hourglass - A nursing-home resident who can tell the future spooks Lex and Clark, while another nursing-home resident finds the fountain of youth in a kryptonite-laden pond.	11.19.2001 11.23.2001	B+	Omar G
1-5 Recap	Ice to See You Cool - A high-schooler who sucks the warmth out of nubile young things (including Clark) wreaks chilly destruction on the town.	11.12.2001 11.18.2001	C	Omar G
1-4 Recap	Slash-o-Vision X-Ray - Clark develops his ability to see through walls and people just as a Shapeshifta' Girl wreaks havoc on Smallville, giving everyone whose image she usurps a bad name. Even Lex.	11.05.2001 11.09.2001	B	Omar G
1-3 Recap	I'm Your Firestarter! Hothead - Smallville's crooked high-school football coach (Kevin Arnold's dad from The Wonder Years) develops pyrokinesis. How appropriate given the flames of desire between Lex and practically everyone else in this episode.	10.29.2001 11.02.2001	B-	Omar G
1-2 Recap	House of Buggin' Metamorphosis - The kryptonite necklace returns to its rightful owner (Lana) but not before a hero (Clark) saves the town (Smallville) from an insectile supervillain (Bug Boy).	10.22.2001 10.24.2001	C-	Omar G
1-1 Recap	A Pilot Doesn't Have to Fly Pilot - Let's all go to Smallville, where we'll meet Clark, the world's wussiest superhero, his Dukes of Hazzard dad, and all the reject subplots from Roswell.	10.15.2001 10.18.2001	B-	Omar G

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