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Crossfire - There's no "previously on Smallville" this week because, frankly, remembering things about this show is just going to lead to frustration and pain. Instead the episode cold-opens with an intro for a morning talk show called Good Morning, Metropolis that...

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Nerds: The Greatest Brains on Television

Nerds: The Greatest Brains on Television

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NCIS: The Famous TV Towns That Need an NCIS

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TV Show Crossovers We Want to See

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Smallville: A Geek's Guide to its Heroes and Villains

Smallville: A Geek's Guide to its Heroes and Villains

No flights? No tights? No way! There are so many heroes and villains soaring around Smallville that they might as well call it Justice League Kansas. Check out our "who's who" guide to the super set.

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No Prior Knowledge: Smallville

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9-6
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Kneel Before Tess

Crossfire - This week's DC guest character is Speedy. There's a plot about Oliver rescuing her from a life of prostitution, and another plot about Lois and Clark becoming TV show hosts, but the most important thing that happens is Zod finding out just how kickass Tess really is.

2009.10.30
2009.11.04
B-

Tippi Blevins

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9-5
Recap

Rube Goldberg's Deus Ex Machina

Roulette - Like last week, Oliver is forced to play a "game" by a guest DC Comics character. Unlike last week, this game is revealed to be insanely and needlessly complicated.

2009.10.23
2009.10.27
D+

Tippi Blevins

9-4
Recap

Clark Kant Reed So Gud

Echo - When the Toyman returns to exact his revenge on Oliver, Clark finds himself endowed with a fleeting ability to read minds. Too bad he turns out to be functionally illiterate.


2009.10.21
C-

Tippi Blevins

9-3
Recap

Resident Weasel

Rabid - Mild-mannered cityfolk start turning into snarling, spitting zombies. Is it because of an alien virus or have eight years of this show finally taken their toll?

2009.10.10
2009.10.13
C+

Tippi Blevins

9-2
Recap

How Could You Be So Heartless?

Metallo - John Corben left his heart in Metropolis, but picks up a new gig as a villain in his quest to kill the Blur.

2009.10.02
2009.10.06
C

Tippi Blevins

9-1
Recap

Oh, the Humanity!

Savior - Clark tries to leave his human side behind so he can become a better superhero, but he's having a hard time. He seems to enjoy posing moodily, though.

2009.09.25
2009.09.28
C+

Tippi Blevins

8-22
Recap

So Long, and Thanks for All the FAIL!

Doomsday - Smallville's worst season finale manages to offend all factions of fans alike. A major character dies (and turns out not to be who we thought anyway); Clark is betrayed by his superjerk friends, but trusts them anyway; and the epic battle between Clark and Doomsday ends up shorter and less satisfying than a commercial break. You guys should have packed it in with Season Eight while you had the chance. Just sayin'.

2009.05.14
2009.05.19
D

Omar G

8-21
Recap

Itty Bitty Pity Committee

Injustice - Tess's band of teen heroes, including Punky Bruiser, is a lot less impressive in action than in theory. While hunting Doomsday, they fail miserably, but not before whining about their hard-knock lives before they worked for Tess. Clark and Oliver, meanwhile, continue to tussle over the morality of killing Davis. And Roger the Rottweiler stops in for a visit.

2009.05.07
2009.05.13
B

Omar G

8-20
Recap

Chloe's Choice

Beast - Davis gets worse as he tries to control his Doomsday impulses, so Chloe does what any hero's sidekick would do: she agrees to run away with the bad guy even as Clark begs her not to. Meanwhile, Jimmy begs for "car" money and Oliver lectures everyone about their morals.

2009.04.30
2009.05.05
B+

Omar G

8-19
Recap

Maybe We Could Call Her 'The Tit'

Stiletto - Lois finds a job she's more qualified for -- squeezing into a leather catsuit with stiletto heels and paying someone to take racy photographs of her in a dark alley. Also, Clark finally faces his greatest foe: kryptonite money.

2009.04.23
2009.04.28
C

Omar G

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