Smallville
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Omar G: B- | 1 USERS: A-
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Send in the Clones

Papa Luthor walks into CCLG's room. There are stuffed bunnies and dolls everywhere. He brings in a present with a big red bow. He says hello. "I don't like you," CCLG tells him. Papa Luthor puts on his best entertaining-kids voice. He sits at a tiny table with CCLG and says he thinks they got off on the wrong foot. "Look at this," he says and opens the box. Although there were no holes in the box, there's still a live white rabbit inside. The little girl perks up. Papa Luthor does a hilarious, rabbit-style grin. He asks if she wants to hold it. She does. Papa Luthor pets the rabbit. Outside, Janitor Dad watches, tears in his eyes. She asks about her dad. "You mustn't worry about him, Emily," Papa Luthor says. "I'm going to take very good care of you. You'll see." He raises a tiny pink teacup and saucer and drinks from it. Gah! Creepy! We pull back as Papa Luthor drinks and she plays with the rabbit. He asks what she's going to call the rabbit. "Bunny Buns," she says. As the camera continues to pull back, into the observation room where Janitor Dad watches, Papa Luthor says that's a beautiful name. We go to credits, but can still hear audio. "This tea is good," Papa Luthor says. "Can I have some more?" CCLG giggles.

Okay, I am totally creeped the fuck out. I gotta stop writing these recaps so late at night.

Next week: Professor Snideface! Burning 8-Ball Chest! Too much to think about!

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