Smallville
Smallville

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Omar G: C+ | 552 USERS: C+
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House of Kents. Clark is carrying the baby in the crook of his arm while he holds a bottle in the other. He's wearing a tight red shirt that accentuates his biceps. This is one of those "hunky man holding baby" prints you see at Deck the Walls in the mall. Clark asks the baby if the formula is too cold. Clark holds up the bottle and eyejaculates at it (but lightly) to warm it up. Yeah, it's bullshit, but cute. I wish there were more moments like that on the show. The baby wiggles and Clark says quietly, "Try this, try this, try this." All the Clark fans get all moist in the nethers. MamaKent, wearing a coat, says that she can get someone named Chelsea to cover for her at The Talon so that Clark doesn't stay home. She needs her fix, man! Hand over the baby! Clark duhs that it changes your perspective to have someone who depends on you for everything. Like the producers depend on Lana? Clark's giddiness suddenly stops as he realizes that the baby needs a diaper. MamaKent hands one to Clark and leaves for The Talon. Bo's out in the barn. Does anyone else think it's a bad idea to leave a newborn with Clark?

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