Kent home. Lois draws a glass of water for her new buddy Aquadude. He drinks it in one gulp. Lois suggests that they go to the hospital. "No, I'm cool," he says. I like all this resisting of medical treatment lately. It makes things easier on me. Lois suggests that blood coming out of your ears isn't normal. He says it's probably an ear infection, and asks if they can drop it. Whatever you say, bleedy. Lois feels his forehead for a fever. He tells Lois that she doesn't listen. "I find it distracting," she says. He takes her hand and puts it on his chest while doing a simultaneous squint/leer. Lois tells him he feels cold. That's weird, he says, because he's so so hot. Mmm, girl, mmmmm yeah, girl. Lois asks if that line ever works on anyone. Just did, girl. Mmm mmm. He says that Lois is worth the risk. Damn, girl. He just wants to ow! Yow, mmm mmm mmm. Yeah. Aquaman is here to get you wet, girl. Lois says that he doesn't even know her. If he did? He'd be running. Or swimming away. Fast. He tells her she's abrasive, sarcastic, and never shuts up. "Yeah, and those are my good qualities," she replies. I'd like to point out that just because you're aware that you're an asshole doesn't make you any less of one. In fact, it's worse, because that means you do it on purpose. Aquadude puts his hand around her head and shoves her face toward his to plant one on her. Awwww, girl. Do you feel the fishy power? Mmm mmm. Come stroke the fin, girl. Lois tells Aquadude sternly that just because he saved her doesn't give him the right to slobber all over her. Then she kisses him right back, of course. Mmm mmm, girl, dip me in butter and lemon juice. Oh yeah. You make a mean scampi, girl, mmm yeah. Lois and Aquadude's chests are both so big that they have to lean forward, and almost tip over like those drinking-bird toys when they kiss. Oops. Clark Kent walks in through the front door. "Lois!" he says. "Hey, Smallville," she says. Clark looks stricken. Damn, Clark. You just turned his swordfish into shrimp.
Episode Report CardOmar G: C+ | 590 USERS: C+
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