Wet And Ready, Bro
The sunset turns to night and we see a crescent moon. Below, the kid is still underwater, floating and unconscious. He sinks. A whale swims nearby. "Hey, kid, you lost or something?" The whale swims underneath the tot and goes to the surface. Aquatot is sprawled on the back of the whale as we see it rise up from overhead. Ethereal music plays as the kid awakens and sits up. He stands, and the camera circles. The whale blows a sharp stream of water from its blowhole. "Hey, kid, you thirsty?" The kid looks around, confused as a bunch of other whales swim alongside. "Mommm!" he cries into the night. He's the prince of whales! A loud, deep boom and we go to blackout, presumably for a commercial we'll never see.
Under the sea! A title card reads, "Tempest Key, Florida this morning." Dolphins, fish, and a shirtless blonde guy swim along happily. Now, this isn't Smallville and I wasn't planning on gaying it up over here, but, man. This is pretty gay. And by that I mean happy. There's even light-FM calypso music playing! Our Aquaman swims right next to a dangerous-looking shark, then moseys over toward a sunken ship. He kicks up some dust on the ocean floor as he kicks away. He's definitely got that fin thing going with his feet. Lots more sharks. A close-up of his seahorse necklace. He looks to the distance and then takes off like a torpedo at fast speed. When he does that, all the sealife is mysteriously missing from the shot. I guess you don't want to show little fishies getting blown away all over the screen.