Smallville
Smallville

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Oh My Zod!

Commercials. Everwood promoed with a Franz Ferdinand song? Am I still dreaming?

Smallville Medical Center. Lois is on the phone trying to tell the police about the iZods. Clark shows up. Lois hangs up, without finishing her conversation, and hugs Clark. He asks if she's all right. She puts a hand to her neck, but says she's fine. Clark goes to find his parents while Lois tries to explain about the dangerous iZods. Clark sees the minor destruction in the hospital. "What'd they want?" he asks. Lois says that they were looking for Kal-El: "Ever heard of him?" Clark asks where they went.

The iZods and Lana enter Lex's double-doored entryway (the legitimate one) as she continues with Worst Limping Performance of All Time. "Kal-El's in there," she says, directing them to the open vault door. Why did the rocks stop glowing? They step inside, and the green lights suddenly come on. Both of the iZods kneel and whimper: "It's a trap!" You think? "Get the door! Seal it!" Angry PR Lady demands. Brother from Another is like, "Why do I always gotta...ouch...dammit...fine." Lana stares with wide eyes. Why don't you kick them back through the doorway, Mulana? Brother from Another stands and sprints across the room. He grabs the giant steel vault door and neatly slides it across the room, closing the doorway. Nice one, Lana. "Lying is their way," he mutters. Mostly we sit in office chairs. "Not for long," Angry PR Lady says. They superzip to Lana's far side. She backs away, half-limping. They grab her and fling her thirty feet across the room. What is this, Concussion #5 in this episode alone? Lana crashes into a display case and gets knocked out.

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