Smallville

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Omar G: B+ | 1350 USERS: B-
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Metropolis General. Faora is stalking the halls. She finds Davis helping a little kid out in a big exam area. A doctor tries to stop her, telling her this area is restricted. "Please," she says, "that's my son!" The doctor thinks she's talking about the young boy. He allows her to pass. She watches Davis. After the kid leaves, she says, "You helped him!" Davis asks what Lois is doing there. She asks him the same question. He asks if everything is all right. "I don't understand," she says, "all that human carnage." Davis is like, "Wha?" She asks if that's not his doing. Davis looks a bit weirded out. He offers to find her a doctor. "All I need is you, my son," she says. Faora hugs him tightly. "Mother's here," she says. I suppose nursing is out of the question?

Commercials. Clone Wars is already coming out on DVD? Wow, that was fast. That was the one that tanked at the box office, right?

As-Is Foundation, nighttime. Chloe is holding the crystal in her hand while Oliver asks, "Phantom Zone, huh? Seriously, who names these things?" Dude, don't even get me started. Chloe says to picture an Alien Alcatraz. Got it. It's much cooler in my head than the actual Phantom Zone. Chloe is worried that if she doesn't get Clark back, "Lo-Bot" will leave destruction in her wake. Chloe puts the huge crystal in the amazingly cheap-looking generator. It looks like it's made out of the metal rings stage magicians use. Oliver asks how she's going to hack into the thing without a computer. Smiling, but annoyed, Chloe asks, "Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? I don't think so!" She advises him to stand back. Chloe puts her hand over the contraption. The crystal lights up and the metal rings begin spinning. Instead of standing back, Oliver gets closer. The crystal starts emitting lightning. It also brought some wind. Chloe's nose begins to bleed as she closes her eyes and concentrates. Oliver tells her she's bleeding. Chloe doesn't pay attention. Instead she opens her eyes. They're milky white. Oliver tries to shut things down, but Chloe shoves him with one hand. It makes him fly down a hallway toward the entrance. Just from that little push, Oliver is knocked unconscious. Chloe grits her teeth. Her hair flies. This is some seriously fucked-up shit right here. I AM QUEEN OF THE LIGHTNING GODS! Bring me all of your AA batteries, puny humans!

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