Hospital. Davis has walked into a morgue room. He opens his shirt and looks at his chest. Saaaaay... nice! He has no wound. Davis takes off the shirt completely. He grabs a giant knife. Takes a deep breath. Points the knife at his midsection with both hands, Romeo-style. Davis nervously gulps. He pulls the knife toward himself. The thing shatters in slow-motion CGI. Drums play as we zoom in on Davis's face. He's like, "What... the..." (Blackout.)
Next week: Chloe's memories of seven previous seasons are getting wiped out. Well, that's going to save you a lot of pain, Chloe.
-- Omar G. is a journalist and writer living in New Braunfels, Texas. Check out the new Web show he does with his brother, Pablo, "Trailers Without Pity." You can find him on Terribly Happy, Space Monkeys! and at Videogamey.com.