Opening credits. Commercials. Alicia Keys has a new album out. It's called, Even If He Were Single, Omar G. Would Not Have A Shot With Me. It's burning up the charts.
Kent Farm. Clark opens the front door and brings Lara in. We see a very cute picture of a much younger Clark nearby. Would it be weird if I said that photo makes him look like a darker-haired version of Caruso from Everybody Hates Chris? Clark asks Lara is she feels all right. She's super, thanks for asking. She looks around the house and says it's like a dream. A dream that we must re-decorate immediately. Clark says that when he heard her voice coming from the crystal, she sounded like she was in trouble. She says the last thing she remembers was the world exploding around her. That does sound like trouble. She says Clark must have heard her cries. They walk to the kitchen. She says she knew Clark's father was working on a plan, but she didn't think he'd send her forward in time through a portal. Yeah, about that...Clark is going to explain how she got here. He's interrupted by Kara, who walks into the room. "Aunt Lara!" she says. They hug. Kara says her dad put her on a ship and sent her away in the nick of time. Lara says Lara must have come from her crystal. Clark looks guilty. He looks away. "You had it all this time?" Kara asks him. It was a pretty dildo! He couldn't resist. Lara asks what crystal they're talking about. Clark says she didn't come through a portal. "Zor-El," Lara says, with a bit of disgust. "His technology...it worked!" she says. Boy, did she marry the wrong El. They could have made a fortune! How was she supposed to know, though? His only other invention was a machine for evenly spreading peanut butter and jelly on sandwich bread, but it ended up killing five people. Kara asks if that means her father is here, too. Lara thinks that Zor-El is likely right behind her. ACK! Turn around, then. It would be awesome if he really were standing right behind her. But he's off auditioning for a Gilbert and Sullivan production right now. Lara says he's dangerous. And dramatic. Kara stares down Clark. Clark says it doesn't matter because there's three of them and one of him. Not if Kara switches sides. Kara has a lot to think about. It would be a lot easier to do in much less clothing, she decides.